Sail! (Various One Piece X Male Reader)

The Goth Family Shenanigans

[M/N][L/N] P.O.V

"Mihawk, do we have a leash?" I asked

"Why would we need one?" Mihawk questioned

"Because Zoro is coming with us to buy the groceries and I don't even need to use my Observation Haki to tell that we're going to lose him." I stated.

My finger pointed in the general direction of Zoro who couldn't find his way to the toilet so I decided to speak the exquisite language of 'Zoro Language' to redirect the man to the toilet. It worked when I heard a happy noise of surprise from Zoro. My eyes turned to meet Mihawk and I gave him the look that was the I told you so look. He let out a small sigh before going off to fetch some rope. Perona was excitedly floating around in a new dress we had made together. I designed the black ruffle dress which she really liked. Quickly, Mihawk returned with some long rope that stretches a few metres.

"Is that all we need?" Mihawk asked checking the list.

"Most likely, I'll check again to make sure. Perona do you need anything for your time of month?" I asked casually.

"Hm, I could use more winged ones!" She exclaimed.

Nodding my head, I wrote down all the extra essentials that Perona would need before heading into the pantry to do an extra check. I jolted down a few more ingredients before walking back out. Mihawk had put on his lavish coat and we were planning on leaving until we heard a confused scream from Zoro who couldn't find his way back. Sighing, I face palmed before loudly giving him instructions while Perona giggled and even Mihawk was holding in a light laugh.

"Ready Zoro?"

"Yeah, I just need my swords. Oh, you already have it, thanks (M/N)." Zoro thanked me

"Pffft-! Hororororo! You take so long Zoro that mommy has already prepared everthing." Perona laughed

Unfortunately, my brain didn't register it until we boarded the boat before the nickname clicked in. My face bursted into flames and I denied Perona's words with a red face. Perona squealed over how cute I looked while I started fanning my face before turning away. Apparently my face was so funny that even the person that never laughs chuckled, Mihawk. Zoro was doubling over laughing at me being a mom. Perona hugged me as she continued gushing over my cuteness. We nearly tipped over the Mihawk's boat.

Thankfully, I managed to calm down quickly and we soon arrived at an island where my first priority was to tie Zoro's wrist to mine but since he complained so much, I gave up on it and resulted to holding his hand despite Mihawk's comment that I shouldn't have to. I teased Zoro when holding his hand but eventually we all settled down. Mihawk had gone to deal with the wine because he was very good at it. Perona found a store with cute animal toys so I gave her some allowance to go buy toys since she had been a good kid the past year.

Unknowingly, it was now Zoro holding my hand instead of me doing it. He relaxed a lot more as we began shopping for the groceries and Zoro easily carried them. We stopped by a medical shop to stock up on supplies for when our asses got whooped by Mihawk. I decided for a treat to buy some booze for us which we enjoyed. We met back up with Perona and Mihawk before Mihawk told me to go see the art supplies and any special baking items I needed.

Walking into the shop, I bought some paper and ink before leaving and checking into the other bakery store which was placed next to a jewelry store which had Marines guarding it but I didn't have any trouble since I could just take them down if need be. I payed for some piping bags and went outside to see a whole group of Marines. My sword was at my side so I moved my bags to one hand before threateningly gesturing to my sword. They assured me that they weren't there to take me in.