Brittany Hills Chronicles: Act 3

Jace 61

I made sure that everyone had put all their differences aside, this was a somber occasion and I wanted everyone to come together for the moment. I was so proud that everyone had on their Sunday best, even Rondell was wearing the outfit I laid out for him as we all sat in the living room waiting for the funeral to begin. I looked around the room everyone had shown up, Both Houses, Antwan, Messy's little friends, Knox, Romeraux, Dejon, De'Marcus, Baby Xion, K'Lynn, Sir Michael.... and some other people. Since this was my show I got up and walked to the front of the room, I looked at the bitch... I mean the picture of Mrs. Grant and wiped away a few tears and then looked at Carter. I should run across the room and punch his bitch ass for tricking me into switching prizes with him.... no, that could wait, this was a sad occasion and I needed complete focus because I had shyt to do once this was finished. I pulled out my notes and cleared my throat, I could still taste Quantavius's cum swimming on my tongue and..... focus Jace. I cleared my throat again and God, there were a lot of typos in this eulogy. Alright, I'm ready to begin.

"Friends, Family, Tops, Bottoms.... Trades and Queens, we are gathered here today in under the watchful eye of God and all his winged bottoms to remember Cruelle Abigail LaGaytreis Diana Bernadine Grant.... this ug'lass hoe who cause us nothing but pain and misery." I said knocking over her picture by accident. "Now we've had our differences, she was always trying to get me to dress like trade and I was always trying to tell her that she should avoid reflective surfaces because her face tended to break them... I also tried to warn her that Queen Angela Riley wasn't the one to fuck with but.... but she wouldn't listen now all that's left of her is this......" I said holding up a thin strand of bleach blonde hair. "Carter you finish.... I just can't......" I said sitting next to Quantavius and burying my head into his muscular chest.

"Mrs. Grant will always be remembered for her shrill voice and a stank ass breath.... I remember when she called the police on me and almost got me shot in front of my daughter.... then there was the time I was midstroke and she walked into my room trying to kick Xion out, I politely stood up and ushered her ass out my room and went right back to fuckin my dude.... I hope that bitch has a forever knot on her head and moves to a state where she can be around her own kind.... Rest In Peace Bitch, you won't be missed." Carter said sitting down.

"I'll make this short, sweet and to the point...." Messy said moving to the front of the room. "I just wished that Mama Angela really would've killed that bitch. She was always trying to send me back to jail and I hope someone breaks into her house and puts a bullet in her head." Messy said before sitting back down.

"I'm not going to get up here and drag her.... there's been enough of that." Rondell said and I rolled my eyes, I should've known. "I wanna talk about the good times we had with Mrs. Grant.... like the time Jace dragged her ass for an hour straight, or when Idris almost knocked her down the stairs, or when me, Dejon, and Tay put sugar in her gas tank.... Mrs. Grant may have been a bitch but she deserved worse than what we gave her... we should've been much crueler than we were.... and I promise that the next staff member that comes here if they are as bad as she was, I'll do my best to make their stay short and miserable. She was here entirely too long and I think we can do much better in getting rid of problematic staff the next time around." Rondell said and I must admit I was impressed with his shadiness.

"I wanna thank everyone for coming.... there's snacks and juice boxes in the dining room. Carter a word please....." I said walking off and I noticed Carter rolling his eyes as if he already knew where this conversation was going. "So I was thinking.... since you stole my prize I think it's only right that I get to pick the three other people who come with you on your trip." I said and Carter turned his head to the side as if he was having a hard time understanding what I was saying. "I'm thinking; me, Quantavius, and my protege Knox should accompany you.... I also think that I should get to pick the place.... I mean it's only fair since technically it's my prize."