Brittany Hills Chronicles: Act 3

Jace 24

I should've stayed my ass in school because this shyt was for the birds... not only had he sprung an impromptu family reunion on my ass which I was NOT ready for. Bitch First impressions are everything to me; when I first met Carter I knew he was going to irk my soul, when I met Valentino I knew he was going to be performing on the world's stage once he had me as his manager, when I met Rondell I knew that the good sis was going to need my guidance because he couldn't dress to save his life, and when I met Quantavius I knew that I was going to carry his child. So me pulling up on some family members that I really didn't want to meet looking like trade and smelling like public school was not the tea, but we were here now and there wasn't too much I could do about it besides smile and pretend to be excited about meeting these people. I must say I had a pretty attractive family, no shade but I am happy to report that we didn't carry the ugly gene on my dad's side which was a relief because when me and Quantavius had daughters I wanted them to be THAT GIRL.... Now everything seemed to be going smoothly until this old hoe broke the cardinal rule and now I was going to have to drag her.

"Okay so here's what we're not finna do Auntie Yzma, I don't know you... you sure as hell don't know me, I don't even know your name but since you're serving me 'Pull the lever Kronk' type of teas, you'll be known as Auntie Yzma for the rest of your life which doesn't look to be that much longer. Now.... don't kiss me on my face, don't touch my face EVER..... you introduce yourself to me before we get to all that and address me by; your majesty, your grace, your highness... you get the picture." I snapped because I was already over it, like it's one thing for Quantavius to walk up to me, grab my face and sticking his tongue in my mouth because that was my nigga but I literally don't know this woman. Before Jaceyn could even introduce me she had her paper-thin lips on my cheek so you can see why I went off.

"Ayy Jace come take a walk with me...." Jontay said walking over to me and pulling me away from the woman who was red in the face.

"Just answer me this.... how is that lady related to us because I need to know if there are any cousins who I might have to drag both verbally and physically for going off on the Cryptkeeper." I said pulling out one of my sanitary wipes and cleaning my face. "Is this lipstick from Family Dollar? Oh my God my face is about to start breaking out." I said close to crying because this day was just... I was over it.

"She's uhh.... she's not related to us not exactly. She's one of those women who have been around us for the longest so we all call her Aunt Sarah but she's not related to us....." Jontay said and I didn't know whether to breathe a sigh of relief or be even more pissed because of the audacity of this random. "She a nice woman though she just super friendly."

"I don't do 'friendly' I do reads and roast.... so you better keep her the fuck away from me before I dial it up to a ten, now what did you wanna talk about?" I asked checking my face for any signs of infection.

"I know this is a lot... but try to be open-minded, Uncle Jaceyn is trying so ease up a little." Jontay said and if you asked me I was being more than reasonable, I had left school to come to this get-together and I didn't complain once until that crow put her beak to my cheek.

"You know what.... I'll be the fakest bitch you ever met.... but tell the donor that he better be ready to cash out because I could've had a V8 and it would've been more satisfying than this." I said and Jontay shook his head before walking off. For the next hours I laughed, I kikied, I socialized.... pretty much I was fake as fuck and it was definitely worth it because Jaceyn came through with the money as he was dropping me off.

"Thank you... I know it was a lot to handle but I was afraid that if you knew what I was planning you'd come up with an excuse not to come." Jaceyn said quietly.

"It's coo... just warn me next time and tell Auntie Yzma I said next time she knows to keep her lips to herself." I said and he nodded.

"I was thinking.... maybe we could link up this weekend, do some more bonding?" Jaceyn asked and I was ready to shut him down but I really didn't have anything planned so I guess I could.