Erasure and Affirmation (Hypernaturals 11)

Some Helen For Sure

Danny came into the kitchen as I was working on some snackage for the group still gathered in the living room. Lori's proposal turned this into a party.

He HAD to know he could be heard by every Vampire in the room, but he still asked me in as quiet a voice as he could muster, "You could hear everything out there? On the back porch?" with a nod in that direction in case I forgot where my back porch is.

The fact that he is asking me if I could hear that conversation acknowledged this is a public conversation now. Only Lori, DeWayne, Angel, and Vera cannot hear it. "I heard it. Good news, I thought. Jessica thinks you can have some microsurgery and get the issues resolved. Gave you other options, too. If my Jessica thinks that you can get a baby going one way or the other, you can take that to the bank. That's amazing news, especially for a soon to be married man, oh ye of Star Wars faith. Awesome! I love her proposing to you like that too, with a ring and everything. You are a lucky man. She is an amazing lady."

"I know, man, I know! She is awesome. Keeps my ass in line for sure, although I can never tell when she is kidding sometimes. An orgy? Nevermind. Not the point now: Dude: it did not weird you out, even a little?" Danny asked, concerned.

I have an idea of what is bugging him as we have been friends forever but played dumb. "What? Why should I be weirded out that you have a surgically correctable condition and might soon be a daddy with Lori? Adding babies to the baby pile in the living room. That's good, because they keep growing up. Side bar: do you remember ever getting kicked in the balls, or falling off your bike or anything, to account for that scarring?"

Danny paused from his main issue to give that some thought. "No. Ever since Morgan said 'scarring' I have been trying to think how that mighta happened, but just can't think of anything. Maybe when I was a kid? Who knows? That is my point man. She said 'scarring'. She. Morgan. Your wife?"

I stayed on course, ignoring what I know is bothering him. "Sure. Her IR senses are like mine. If Morgan says 'scarring' then you have scarring. Count on it. She and I are the best medical devices money can't buy."

"Dude! I am out there, on your back porch, standing by my fiancé, with my pants down around my damn ankles!. Lori watches with interest as your wives are looking at my balls from inches away. Lori makes a joke about it even. Jessica is moving my dick and balls this way and that, and Morgan is concentrating and holding her hands nearby like they are radar dishes."

"How IR works, Danny." I said. "It's not only eyes, but her entire skin surface. The more she can put into play, the better the image. IR is long wave, and this is not a put-down or a jibe, but the structures she was looking at? Blood vessels and ducts? Small. She needed all the skin areas she could get near. I am surprised she didn't take off her shirt: Her breasts have lots of square inches of fine nerves."

Danny did not like that mental picture much."I got a hard-on, man! I couldn't help it! I had three ladies out there with me. I'm naked, their faces are right next to my dick and balls, and Jessica is moving me all around, pushing my dick this way and that to get better views of me for her and Morgan. I am hard as a damn rock. Steel boner time. Lori is standing there watching them play with me. Saying when she saw that boner that I was pointing at your ladies that it would be a party! That doesn't bother you at all?" Danny asked.

"Nope." I said very firmly.

"You are OK that I got hard in your wives faces." Danny said in disbelief. He held his fingers barely apart. "Morgan's face this close man. If I sneezed or swayed, I'd have been in her mouth. Jessica holding me at the same time! If Morgan had taken off her shirt? Shit. That might have done me in."

"At least it would have landed on easy to clean skin, and they could have done another sperm count. You'd me amazed what Morgan can do with scent. Danny: Two things. First one is this. At any time in their flipping you around and looking at your boy parts, did either of then say anything, like 'oh look, Danny's really hard'. Did either of them pick up on Lori's joke, which knowing Lori was not that much of a joke and more of a prediction of the future, and run with it? You know Jessica: She loves dirty jokes. Did either of them comment on your erection in any way?"

"No, but..." Danny started to protest.

"Not done, Danny. Did either Jessica or Morgan, when presented with your boner, which both of them love to play with and enjoy in proper circumstance, decide to suck you off while they were down there? I mean: common man! You were ready, right?"

"No.. Yes.. But..." Danny stumbled.

"Danny, did either of them at any point act like they were doing ANYTHING other than being medical professionals? You know? Jessica? Doctor? Going on fifty years of practice? Morgan? Most self-controlled woman you or I have ever met? Did either of them get any expression on their face other than a professional interest in the medical condition being discussed?"

"No." Danny waited for me to interrupt. He can be taught.

"Danny. Think about that fact that they are both consummate professionals. Also think about this. Jessica is easily five times your physical strength. Morgan well more than twice it. If your stiffy had driven them out of their professional persona and into inability to stop themselves from fucking you, you would have had no choice in the matter. Lori could not have stopped them. I could not have stopped them. Hell: Knowing Lori, she would have jumped in and helped. Mostly helped herself to Jessica. Instead, I am guessing that when that powerful woman Doctor was manipulating your dick and balls, it was as gentle a thing as you have ever felt."

Danny looked at me, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips. "No. Thats true. So gentle. Careful."

"Danny: You know what happened with Alexander. Jessica has been open about it and also has not let herself off the floor because of it. She would never cheat on us after that. However, let me tell you about something. She did that with Alexander because she thought, at the time, and it was correct then and now, that I am going to have to get used to the idea that at some point in the next ten thousand years, I will see her, Morgan, and Helen, with other men. Think about that. We are not going to live to be one hundred or ten times that, but ten times that. We know that age because of how long Alexander's father lived. A male Vampire that had a male Vampire son. I know I will see Jessica and Morgan in bed with other men. I already saw that! I know that when YOU are the man they take to bed, I will not mind. I will cheer them on. I can deal with another man, if it is someone I care about, and someone they care about. We talk about it all the time. You are technically not on their list, but you are. We hope that you and Lori will choose to come over and be with us for a long time. That means you, if you are interested in bed with Jessica and Morgan. Together and separately. You, their lover."

"Uh.. Really?" Danny was stupefied by that.

"Someday. Yes." I related the conversation with Vera, edited for brevity but the key points intact. "So, in conclusion, it does not weird me out that Morgan and Jessica were giving you a professional medical exam that in no way involved sex other than trying to figure out why you are having trouble starting a baby, because they can take you to bed anytime they want if they and you and Lori are all in agreement on that subject. Lori is going to jump Helen as soon as she can. You know that. It's all good. Kapish?"

"Not really?" Danny said. My best friend is having a confusing night.

"Danny: Take a ten thousand year perspective on it. You are a nerd, man! We grew up together watching all the Sci-Fi. If you and Lori decide to become Vampires, this is a thing YOU will have to deal with. Lori will want her some lady. Some Helen, for sure. No way she stops there. Lori is a life in gigantic bites kind of woman. If I want to take her to bed someday, I just have to make Tamales and have your and her agreement. Whether she was kidding about the orgy, and I doubt she is, Lori and Helen have always had a thing. Lori is a free spirit now, as a human. Imagine her freed from human considerations and with centuries to look forward to. How will you deal with that? It won't be about leaving you, because she loves the hell out of you. She proposed to you, man! Same as Morgan did with me. Right now, you are getting married, and trying to have a baby, but this is all actual stuff in your future. In the Vampire world, even Rachel is not utterly monogamous. I know she had other girlfriends than Helen down the centuries. Rachel is my best girlfriend. We talk."

"Damn, man. It's weird to think about." Danny picked up one of the snack trays I finished as we talked, and we headed back into the room.