Akatsuki x Female Teen Reader Scenarios(2020)

🛣Road Trip With The Akatsuki🛣

Woooo! Another group scenario. And to make my life easier, I'll be using dialogues.
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Pein: Alright, we got a large van. Now what should our destination be?

Kakuzu: I don't care where, just know I'm not paying for the gas.

Hidan: Can we go to a brothel? *cheekily smirks*

Konan: Ahem! We have a child with us, baka!

*Hidan looks down at you*

Hidan: Right...You can stay with her. *Gets slapped by Konan* Ow! What the fuck?!

Pein: *rubs temples* We need an actual place for vacation.

Deidara: I say a museum, yeah!

Sasori: What the brat said.

Kisame: I vote for the Bahamas!

Itachi: We have a van. Not a plane.

Kisame: Oh... How did you even manage to get one, Leader-sama?

Pein: ...

*Everyone looking at Pein for an answer*

Pein: So are we going somewhere or...

Deidara: Don't dodge the question!

You: We should go to a zip line park! It's beautiful, fun, and we get to just enjoy nature!

Kisame: That's not a bad idea.

Hidan: *Rubbing his cheek in pain* Not as cool as a brothel, but my opinion doesn't fucking matter. But I'm in... I want to see the old fuck have a heart attack.

Kakuzu: *groans* I'm not paying for my ticket though.

Sasori: I don't even know what zip lining is.

Deidara: You're in for a treat then, un!

Konan: It's exciting and scary at the same time!

Itachi: Hm. I hope the park has dangos.

Hidan: Where's that man-child and mutated plant?

Pein: Zetsu didn't want to go. Let alone would he even fit in the van. I ordered Deidara to tie Tobi up so he doesn't get in the way of anything. Did you Deidara?

Deidara: Yes, I did, hm.

Pein: *looks around* Well, I guess we're good to go. Everyone get in the van-

Hidan: I call shotgun- *Konan slaps him again*

Konan: Not so fast. I'm the navigator of the trip.

*Everyone getting in the van. Pein as driver. Konan in passenger seat.
Row 1: You, Sasori, Itachi
Row 2: Kakuzu, Deidara, Hidan
Big shark man crammed in the back with everyone's stuff*

Pein: I hope this trip isn't too long. I don't want to end up stiff.

Kisame: You're the one to talk. Why do I gotta be in the back with all this stuff. I can't move my neck.

*Hidan sleeping. But is literally leaning against Deidara. Deidara proceeds to push him off twice before giving up letting a loud snoring Hidan sleep on him.*

Konan: I'll turn on the music to make it a bit alive in here. *turns on radio. 'Wannabe' starts playing.*

So TeLl Me WhAt YoU wAnt, WhAt YoU rEaLlY, rEaLlY wAnT

The whole can, except for Konan, started cringing.

Hidan: *immediately wakes up* Hell no! *rolls down window and tries to jump out of it*

Deidara: Konan please! Turn it off!

Itachi: *stares in disappointment*

Kakuzu: Konan I will pay you a whole 50 buck for you to not play any music!

Kisame: I didn't think I could be more uncomfortable.

You: *covering ears*

Pein: *unsteadily driving*

Konan: Ugh, you guys are no fun. *Turns off the radio, thank Jashin*

Hidan, half way out the window: Did she turn that shit off?

Deidara: She did, we're safe!

*You look at Sasori to see him reading a book*

You: Uhh, Sasori, wouldn't you get carsick from reading?

Sasori: I don't get any sickness.

Deidara: Pfft, carsickness. It isn't real! Danna, hand me a book!

*Sasori sighs, then hands Dei a book. Not even 5 minutes later Deidara starts feeling bad.*

Deidara: Okay, maybe I'm wrong. I feel kind dizzy- *gags*

*Everyone looks at him*

Hidan: Barbie, I swear to Jashin! If you even think about it!

*Deidara turns to Kakuzu's side*

Kakuzu: Don't. You. Dare.

Look at that. There was now conflict in the front row.

Pein: I will turn this whole car around! Stop fighting!

Deidara: I think it's gone.

*Hidan And Kakuzu sigh in relief*

Kisame: How long do we have left? ....or how long does my neck have.

Konan: *looks at map* I'd say 1 more hour :D

Kisame: *quietly cries to himself*

---1 hour exactly passed--

Pein: We're here. Now where's the resort?

Konan: Over there! *happily points to resort*

Hidan: Fucking finally!

*Everyone gets out the car and takes their time to stretch*

Kisame: Ahem! I'm still back here!

*Itachi opened the trunk and let's him out, and he straightened his neck the first time in 4 hours*

Kisame: *neck pops* Goddamnit! That hurts!

Pein: Alright everyone, get your things and let's go!

Maybe next scenario I'll do the zip lining part. I wanna see how you guys like this one, it was funny to type