Akatsuki x Female Teen Reader Scenarios(2020)

🗺You Get Lost🗺

Requested by maxx_animewolf
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Pein

You've managed to lose yourself in the woods, trying to find the Hidden Leaf. It's not like you were leaving the Akatsuki to go back to your original home, but you did feel homesick, and wanted to at least visit anonymously.

Now, you were lost, sitting against the bark of a tree. The base could be far or close, but you needed a minute to regain your energy, as well as figuring out the directions you came from.

"Lost?" A familiar man approached. You didn't look up, you just chuckled. "This...seems like deja vú to me."

"Of course it is, you're sitting in the exact spot we met." You looked around, and yep, he was right. "Were you trying to go to the Hidden Leaf village?" You nodded. "I only wanted to visit, nothing else."

Pein closed his eyes for a second. "I'll take you to the Leaf for you to look at it, then I'm taking you back to base before we get caught."

You nodded once more before standing up. "How did you find me?" You asked, walking by his side like you did the first time way before. "The first time, I was walking around before sensing your chakra. This time, Konan made me find you, and I released my 6 paths of pain. I just happened to find you in this form."
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Konan

You're old enough to not whine about losing sight of a parent in a store. So what happened today?

Konan went grocery shopping to buy dinner foods, and you told her you were going to get some candy for yourself.

About time you came back where she was, she was missing. You looked around for her, but there wasn't a slight sign.

Welp, I lost my mom figure in the middle of a grocery store, it's the end of the world today. I knew this day would come.

You went back to the candy aisle, not knowing what else to do. You really hoped the intercom doesn't come on and yell out your name.

"Y/n!" You heard your name being shouted. You turned to see the light shade on Konan, as if she descended from heaven.

You felt saved.

"Sorry, I was in the makeup aisle again!"

Nevermind.
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Itachi

You weren't lost, but Itachi thought you were. It was the middle of the night, and you wanted to go outside and stargaze.

In the middle of the woods, not too far from base, you climbed a high tree and looked around. This is a perfect spot!

You remained there for however long you were. You heard something beside you on the heavy branch you nested yourself on, as you turned around, you were greeted by two red glowing eyes. You let out a large gasp, almost falling off the branch, before your arm was pulled forward.

"Y/n, calm down, it's me. What are you doing out here at this time?" Itachi spoke, releasing your arm. "Stargazing. What are YOU doing here?" You brushed yourself off, pretending you didn't get scared.

"I was following you. Now, go back inside, it's cold out here."

"Well, maybe you should've brought your cloak." You remarked. "Hm."

You rolled your eyes as you stared at the moon. Itachi looked where you were looking. Now it just turned into moon gazing with just the two of you on a tree.
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Kisame

Kisame took you to the Hidden Mist village, and it really didn't take you long to get lost.

They don't call it the Mist village for nothing. You said in your mind, trying to see through the damp climate.

You felt a hand on your shoulder, but it wasn't Kisame's. You turned to see a woman, young of age, gently smiling at you. "Are you lost?" You nodded, and she asked you to follow her. You knew you should just stay and wait for Kisame to find you, but you kindly accepted her request.

She took you to a small house and gave you some food and had a small chat with you. She was very nice it was suspicious. But then, the door was knocked on, and she didn't even answer it. You looked at who entered and it was Kisame.

You went to greet him. "Finally found you! What are you dount here?" Kisame asked, looking around the abandoned house. You didn't know it was abandoned, now looking around.

Oh well. I want him to meet someone. You filled in Kisame about the kind lady who brought you here. But she was gone when you went back to the table.

"Pfft, she probably saw me and took off." Kisame mumbled. "What was her name?"

"Miru." 

...

Kisame didn't say anything, but took you back home, disturbed.
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Hidan

Let's take what almost happen to you when you lost Kakuzu and some random man attacked you, and let's add Hidan to it.

The whole damn place is gonna get torn up just so he can find you, he already don't trust any of those people, so one thing comes in mind if you go missing in the hunter's place.
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Kakuzu

He lost you in the casino. You wanted to roam around and explore for a bit, rather than watch him lose more money in gambling.

And that's how you met your lover...the gold digger machine.

Old Kakuzu didn't accept this, as he was trying to pull you away from it with almost all of his strength.

He lost you to a scam machine, how do you feel?
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Deidara

Deidara caused another cave in incident, this time being the abandoned museum him and Sasori go to for their art.

Apparently, he didn't even blow anything up, he just leaned against a wall, falling asleep as you were doing whatever you were doing.

Well this museum was old anyways, the day was gonna come, hm... Y/n was with me!

"Y/n!" Deidara kept calling your name, searching through the debris. What if he actually killed you this time? "Y/n! Y/n! Y/n! Y/n! Where are you, un!"

"I'm right here, why are you yelling? And what happened?" You said stepping over the pile. You were holding a small tub of ice cream.

"Phew, Y/n, I thought I lost you for a moment in the- Where were you? You know damn well I'm too young to have a heart attack, yeah!"

"I wanted ice cream, and I was gonna come back." Deidara's eye twitched anticipation, but you were all good.
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Sasori

Sasori's impatient ass left you at the store since you were going to buy things you wanted.

The scary part is he left you alone at night in the store. He really thought you knew directions back to base, and you did, but it required you to see where you were going.

Now you were hoping that you don't get kidnapped. Sasori was at base just messing with his puppets like he usually do.

Konan came in his room, looking around for you. "Sasori, have you seen Y/n?"

"Oh, she was taking too long, so I left her at the...store." Sasori knew he fucked up.

By the time Sasori walked...or whatever the fuck you wanted to call it...you saw all of his body parts placed in the wrong spots. Something even I can't type out the description for it.

"What happened to you?" You asked, despite being pissed off at him. "I don't want to talk about it, let's go home before this gets worse."
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The last one didn't count, but it was still funny to me

Now goodnight children...unless you have a completely different timezone than me