Sonic Boom Season 3

Beyond the Tales of Girlfriends

(During mid-day at Meh Burger)

(Niki and her friends are chatting at a table. Jeffery is sitting on an edge of the table)

(Niki is sitting in a chair beside him on the left side. On the right side is Hanna and the rest that fill the right is Jay and Jan. In front of Jeffery is Jenny)

(Jeffery is basically sitting at a corner)

Niki: Wow, she sounds absolutely crazy.

Jeffery: Oh, she was.

Jay: Why don't you tell the story about Jerra.

Jeffery: She was my third not my second.

Jay: So you're actually going in order?

Jeffery: Yeah, why wouldn't I?

Jay: (smiling) Alright, have it your way.

(A flashback plays thought each story Jeffery tells)

Jeffery: Alright. So Patricia, right? She was a gorgeous spicks macaw, however, she was a bit speciest. She thought I was a great green macaw. Once she found out that I was a parakeet, it was over.

Niki: Just like that?

Jeffery: Yeah... Now on to Jerra. She was a flamingo. She had her quirks, however, she was very funny. Until the jokes were about me. That was the first time I decided to break up with someone. She eventually saw someone else that I didn't particularly like anyway, so there.

Niki: (arms crossed) So far, your ex's have been in the bird genre.

Jeffery: Fifth one, was when I was getting out of those bounds.

Niki: Alright, hit your fourth.

Jeffery: Kenny. She was actually a pink parakeet. I thought we would of been something. She had herself a lovely voice, and she loved to hear mine too. One day, when we were singing to each other, some red macaw decided to show himself up and pretty much take her over.

Niki: Dang...

Jeffery: (nervously) That won't happen between use right?

Niki: It's already been tried once and am I still here? Yes, so you have nothing to worry about.

Jeffery: (hand behind back of neck) Just making sure.

Niki: Now your fifth.

Jeffery: (places hand in lap) Stacey. She was a grey fox. Her fur was so soft. Not that yours isn't soft, Niki. I just liked how her fur felt. She wasn't to much for my singing, but she just thought that I was cute and that's self explanatory why that ended quickly.

Niki: (blunt) Yeah, definitely self explanatory.

Jeffery: Now sixth. Gwen. She was actually my first hedgehog. She was like a hot pink. Like even more bright than Amy. Anyway, she was definitely one of those flirty types and back then I was really desperate. She uh, since she was flirty, she basically cheated on me and that was that.

Hanna: Yeah, don't go for those kinds.

Jeffery: Lesson learned. Now my seventh. Yes, someone named Hanna and yes she was ironically a wolf, however, she was a different specie. Anyway, she was one of those laid back kinda girls. One that didn't really give a who what was going on. One day though, as she was texting, I caught a peek of the text and she made the decision to go see someone else.

Hanna: Ouch.

Jeffery: Talk about it. Now my eighth. Phoebe. She was a lavender colored porcupine. She was like Niki. One with attitude and again was laid back. That laid back attitude though, is what made her come to the realization that she went with a jock.

Niki: Okay, if she had any brain cells like me. She wouldn't of gone with a jock and instead someone that hadn't had many relationships.

Jeffery: (bluntly) Thanks for saying how you truly feel about me.

Niki: (smiling) Not what I meant. You know I love you.

Jeffery: (gives a blunt look) Yeah... Now my ninth, Sandra. She was... Heh.. She was something.

Niki: (eye raised) Define that something.

Jeffery: Oi... She was someone who did not take no for an answer and I mean did not take no for an answer. She wanted to go to a mall, I told her I couldn't because of family stuff, so she got mad at me and said if I didn't start spending time with her that she was gonna break up with me. So one week down the road and she broke up with me.

Niki: (interested) Huh... Well she sounds like she would of been too clingy.

Jeffery: And my most recent, Delilah. She was a wolf. She was one of those petty, gotta have everything kind.

Niki: (eye raised) Gold digger?

Jeffery: Yes. And once she found out that I wasn't someone that had any money she wanted to leave me. I thought a song would get through her head, but that didn't work obviously and now I have you. And hopefully you'll be my last to search for.

Niki: (stands up out of chair) I bet I will be. Just as long as you don't do something stupid.

Jeffery: (nervously) Haven't I already?

Niki: I mean that boy band fiasco was initially your fault even though you did stand up once, you still managed to crumble like a soaked cookie in milk.

Hanna: (eye brow raised) That was a very specific description for saying that he still slipped up.

Niki: I know.

Jeffery: And yet I still feel like a failure with girlfriends.

Niki: You've kept me for how long now?

Jeffery: For little over a month.

Niki: Exactly. (Grabs hook of beak) So stop your little squawking unless you want you want me to make you shut up.

Jeffery: (sly) I'm cool with that.

(Niki rolls her eyes happily and kisses Jeffery)

(The scene fades as they kiss overhead)