Mr Asean: * doing usually working stuff*
Me: * burst through the dang door*
Mr Asean: WTF??!!!!!
Me: whoops, sorry force of habit Mr Asean
Mr Asean: what are you doing here?
Me: to bring you down stairs!
Mr Asean: for what?
Me: hiya, you see lah * grabs his wrist and drags him away from his work*
Downstairs
Mr Asean: why is it so dark?
Me: oh well...
Clicked
Mr Asean: huh?
Asean 10: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA ASEAN!!!! * everyone tackles mr asean with hugs*
Mr Asean: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! * falls down bring everyone down with him*
Me: oh crap, you guys alright?
Mr Asean: okey, you guys can get off
Everyone gets off Mr asean
Mr Asean: you all prepared this for Me?
Phil: course we did!
Indo: it's you're birthday!
Malay: YA! How could we forgot?
Thai: I mean, ya, we can be forgetful sometimes...
Singa: ya and we-
CRASH!!!!
African Union: * comes out of the broken door* HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASEAN!!!! * goes to him and hugs tightly*
Mr Asean: * suffocating* A-africa! You-you're CHOKING M-ME!!!
Nato: ( The North Atlantic Treaty Organization) Africa, stop it
AU: I can't!!! It's his birthday!!!
EU: ( European Union) you're chocking him stop it
AU: nope! you deserve it! Right Asean? Asean?
Mr Asean: * fainted*
AU: * lets go* ah crap, sorry about that Asean!
Mr Asean: * le suddenly wakes up* ah! My d*mn chest! It feels like it's about to rip off!
EU: it better not or we'll have to pay the bills
Nato: I'm not paying!
AU: nor am I
EU: why you two!
Mr Asean: there's no need paying for the bills cause I'm sa- * heads suddenly falls down*
Three of them: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Myan: guys, relax
Brunei: this is normal!
EU: * hugs Nato* how the god dang can you say it's normal??!!!!
Phil: papa Asean's head falls down at least ones a week,
Malay: we have no idea why
Thai: maybe it's the cause that we dont have any necks?
Cam: whose fault is that?
Me: mine
AU: oh, who are you?
Me: no one important that you shouldn't waste your time talking to
Mr Asean: someone help put my head back on
Indo: * takes Mr asean's head* * places it back on his umm... body?*
Nato: how are you not disgust?
Singa: we just said papa asean's head will fall of one's a week
Mr Asean: * adjusting his head* thanks Indo
AU: I am scared...
EU: then again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Nato: yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AS-
CRASH!!!!!!
Cam: WTF??!!! That's my room!!!!!!
UN: * lands softly on the floor* HAPPY BIRTHDAY asean
Singa: you literally just CRASH into Our house!
UN: I'll replace it later, but now it's someone's birthday *rubs asean's hair*
Mr Asean: OI! Im not a cat!!!
( relatable ASSSHHHLLEEEYYYYY!!!!!???!!!!)
Im leaving it right here sorry about that... writers block...
Happy Bday Asean!!!!
if your wondering, ASEAN was establish on 8 August 1967 by the Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Thailand and Singapore
Ya thats all im lazy to explain T^T
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