Well, umm me out for a while....

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Me: *throws minecraft TNT at the wall*

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Me: *throws minecraft TNT at the wall*

BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

Asean 10: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Me: who wants to go mine diamonds with me? UwU

Indo: IT IS NOT THE TIME TO MINE FRICKING DIAMONDS!!!!

Me: hish, you guys are party poopers. Anyways! *claps hand*

POOOF!!!!

Timor: *falls down from the ceiling* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! oof.

Myan: AAAHHHHHHH!!! A RANDOM GHOST THAT FELL DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND IT LOOKS LIKE TIMOR!!!!!!

Viet: the frick???

Laos: what is going on here???!

Me: right to get to the point.

Timor has a boyfriend.

All Asean 10 except Maphilindo: WWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT???!!!!

Timor: what?!!! No I don't!!!!

Malay: YES YOU DO!!!!

Phil: YES YOU DO!!!!

Indo: *still connecting to network*

Laos: okey.... so....

Thai: sooo... *places his arm over Timor's shoulders* how did it happen??

Timor: how did what happen?

Myan: oh you know... how you guys met???

Timor: it was mostly her fault *points at me*

Me: *offended gasp* why???

Timor: it was her dare-

Me: readers dare

Timor: ah! Whatever! Dared me to kiss Macau on the cheek!

Viet: k???

Laos: yup blame it on the author *points at me dramatically*


SPOTLIGHT! on me


Cam: we shall blame every wrong thing on the author for now on!

Me: guys! Be reasonable!

Thai: Then what?

Timor: *scratches his neck* well... after that I ran away.

Indo: *sighs heavily* idiot.

Timor: h-hey!!! I PANICKED!!!!

Brunei: then what?

Timor: so... a day later... I was chilling on my couch then there was a knock on my door.

Cam: *points at Brunei*  purple guy has come to kidnap you~!

Brunei: oh shut up Cam.

Timor: so... it Macau at my door.

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