New Levi x Reader One-shots [Captain-Fan]

Levi x Reader - New Years

January 1st, 844

So, it hasn't even been a full day into the new fucking year and I've already been called out by Erwin and Hanji. They deemed me as having "emotional trauma." No fucking shit. Whose brain isn't completely completely fucked up at this point in the Survey Corps? Damn, I'm saying fuck a lot. Fucking fucked fucks. Analyze what that means, Commander. They said something on how this journal would make me less irritable with less violent tendencies. Ex-thug or not, it's not like I'm snapping at a moment's notice and punching someone. I've learned to control my anger long ago and channel into when it needed to surface. This seems like bullshit, but if it keeps the tea on the table, I'll do it.

February 14th, 844

Erwin bitched about me not writing in here enough, so here I go. You know what's the biggest piece of shit holiday? Valentine's Day. I'm not bitter about being single or whatever, if I were slimy enough, I could easily find some willing broad and bed her if I wished. It's not about being lonely, it's about what it stands for. I fucking hate seeing people revolving their relationships around this day, it's disgusting. Why wait for a day to let someone know you care about them? Go eat sweets and kiss under the moonlight any other day out of a year, it's not that fucking hard. You shouldn't need a fucking Holiday to remind you to love someone. All it ends up being is bubbly moronic couples in the city and hormonal cadets frenching all around our head quarters. I know how easily people can be taken away and the burden you feel for not making their last moments great. It's horrible, why would you do that to someone you have feelings for? We should vote to ban this holiday. It's the stupidest fucking idea ever. I'm going to celebrate the night with a bottle of hard liquor and hope it puts me to sleep in spite of my terrible insomnia.

May 13th, 844 

I honestly hate whenever we get new cadets. It's nice to have more people to utilize in combat, but toughening them up is a pain in the ass. While I mainly focus on my squad, there's always those days that I have to train and watch the damn brats. I feel like a fucking babysitter. Not all of them are bad though. There's one that's particularly intriguing this time around. A girl - an older girl. She's not great. Actually, to be honest, she's fucking terrible in daily training. Still, despite her lack of talent, I see her trying the hardest in an attempt to catch up. It's admirable I suppose. I still don't think she's cut out for this shit, she might end up as titan food. We'll see how shit goes.

 

August 24th, 844

Have I ever stated in here how much I DETEST the heat? Well I do. Five minutes outside and I'm already sweating like a damn pig. That's why I've been secretly ordering cadets to clean up inside, so I have a reason to not get disgusting. The hopeless cadet, (First), is terrible at cleaning. And I've heard complaints that her quarters are an absolute mess. Not only does she struggle at combat, but she's also a complete slob. She managed to survive her first expedition somehow though. But I worry about her. She a nice kid, but she's so out of place here. Maybe she needs more time, who knows. All I know is that if the floors don't get swept here soon, I might set someone one fire.