Kakashi Sensei is the Jealous Type (REUPLOAD)

15. Vulnerability

Vulnerability

"So you two are a couple? I knew I was right," Jiraiya exclaimed the next day at training. You and Kakashi hadn't even done anything. All you had done was barely exchange a glance.

"No," you lied. Could he be any louder?

"Have you guys done it? You know, the bedroom rodeo? Churning butter? The lust and thrust? Thumping thighs? The sex?" His grin grew wider as he gave weird euphemisms.

"No. What the hell?" You said, livid.

"Well in case you do," he dug around in his pockets for something. "Make sure you stay safe." He slipped something in your shirt pocket.

A condom.

"Can you shut up? Don't you have somewhere to be?" You asked annoyed.

The white maned man crossed his arms and let out a deep laugh. "For your information, I don't have peeping to do until 4, thank you very much."

"Okay, that's disgusting. Anyway, can you leave me alone? I'm training." You threw him a dirty glance.

"Sassy girl mouths off too much, ends up getting a mouth full of something else," he muttered, writing in his notebook.

You debated with yourself about using your new jutsu to knock him down so he'd leave you alone. But instead you rolled your eyes and walked away to practice your jutsu elsewhere. You saw Sasuke and Naruto in a tree together, pretending to work on chakra control, but you knew what they were up to.

You clutched your cramping stomach and wished for the pain to go away.

Come on, I've had way worse cramps than this.

On a scale of 1 to death, it was probably a 6, but you'd get through it.

"Hey, (y/n), are you okay?" Sakura asked coming up beside you from literally nowhere. The power of anime.

"Yeah, I'm fine, thanks."

I lied, I'm kinda dying lol.

"Aw, is it your boyfriend?" She asked with a tint of red on her cheeks.

You noticed Kakashi stir a little under his tree. Damn him and his good hearing.

"M-my w-what now?" You stuttered. How the hell did she know? She hasn't been a main focus in a few chapters! She hasn't even been around.

"Your boyfriend, Tom?" She asked again, this time giving a name.

"What are you talking about?" You played with a loose strand of your hair.

"You know, your boyfriend Tom. Time of month?" She explained in a hushed tone.

"Ohhh. Yeah. I've never heard of that before," you laughed.

"Just a way for us girls to stay discreet. It just sucks because the chunin exams are in five days."

You rubbed your shoulders and sighed. "I know right? But oh well, what can you do about it?"

Kakashi cut training short for you sake. He was worried about you, even though you assured him you were fine. Jiraiya went off to go peeping, Sasuke and Naruto were participating in some unholy events, and Sakura went somewhere...? Again, not a main focus like at all.

You and Kakashi went back to his apartment where he fussed over you, making sure you were comfortable, or if you had enough pillows, or if the room was the right temperature.

"Here, I had my clone go out and buy some chocolate during training," he smiled taking off his mask, laying a chocolate bar in front of you on the coffee table. It was as big as a magazine, holy fuck.