3 : • that ain't gon work•

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'Oh!Baby iiiiii, love you. And I need you(oh)''

Why was she humming that song? Stupid shrink couldn't shut up the whole way here.

The ticking of the clock was gradual and annoying already; drilling into my skull like an electric hammer.

It was hot and in the middle of stark naked summer and we were sitting on an awkward couch like it wasn't bad enough that we tried to kill each other.

I placed the second pack of ice on my bruised eye as soon as the other one melted.

I crossed my arm against my chest and intensified my frown as Axel's arm brushed up against mine.

My nostrils flared and my breath hitched in my throat as my brain realized that the asshole was doing.

"Move twit."I said shoving him with my elbow.
I instantly regretted that as the next action from his came.

"You move slut." He said shoving me. I nearly fell of the couch but because of his fat ass against mine I was obviously locked.

Taking offence I kicked his leg never looking away from the woman who saw it fit to torture us with silence.

She lowered her glasses, clicked her pen and breathed out.

"I suppose you know why you're here."She announced with a machine voice her pinched facial expression never changing.

So much botox. Like so much plastic, I felt like a turtle on a californian beach.

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Yes."
We all agreed almost simultaneously.

She sighed and straightened her posture.

"You three have been involved in a lot of fights these past few years." Again with the past. Blah blah blah.

Simon groaned and answered, "Yeah, seeing our eyes and torn lips. I think it's a little obvious."

Simon probably got the worst of it.

He was missing his right premolar. He's lucky it doesn't show much otherwise it'd look ridiculously funny.

I had to bite my lip many times to stop it bleeding; asshole next to me punched me in the face damaging most parts of it.

"Simon I think it would be best if you wouldn't be so rude."

Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?nananamarry ...

Damn my freaky brain, the song rude had been playing in my head all day and because of this self proclaimed psychiatrist; it'll never go away.

The longest lasting ear worm I'd ever had.

Simon rolled his eyes and slouched slowly biting his lip and I could tell that he was in pain.

"The school has had more than enough of your shenanigans."

Blah blah blah blah.

She says this all the time.

It was getting boring. Stop barking up the same tree woman.

"And because of that, you're getting expelled."

"Hehehehe. For a second there I thought that you said..."

Wait....

What?!

My eyes widened and all of our jaws dropped to the floor.

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