~some days later~
So there was this girl...
She had amazing blonde hair like mine, but it was voluptuous
She'd been clinging onto Xanny for the past few days like her life depended on it.
She's super hot and super into him.
I'm not saying that she's out of his league, but she's like model standard hot.
Even Axel couldn't land her and he'd landed super hot girls in the past few years.
Don't mind me for being suspicious.
She'd been all over him since the day she set eyes on him.
And here's the weird thing.
She didn't speak a lick of English.
Okay maybe just the basics.
She apparently was born and bred in France, Leon.
And here's another thing, Simon spoke fluent French.
I had no idea that he spoke French and I thought we knew each other through and through.
Guess I was wrong.
She played with his hair every chance she got and I really didn't know why.
They were doing it right now, in front of my noodles.
Giggling like two school girls high on pot.
Saying weird words which I doubted were French.
Just sheer and plain bullshit.
And the thing that annoyed me the most was that she followed him everywhere.
Well, he brought her everywhere.
Right now they're doing their gross thing in our sanctuary.
Our sacred place.
Tickling each other and squealing like little pigs.
She was feeding him strawberries.
Strawberries!
I turned to look at Axel who was also grossed out his eyebrows furrowed and his lips upturned.
He was just as confused as I was and for that I give him an A+.
He looked at me with the same queezy face.
"Yeah, I know."I answered his confused expression.
"Wanna get out of here?"He questioned.
I nodded my head ready to go, "Yeah. I can barely hold in my lunch."
We walked out quickly and they didn't even bother to notice.
What sort of witchcraft has this bitch used on my Xanny?
We decided to walk into an empty classroom and sit on some desks facing each other.
"Simon really has the weirdest luck with girls."I smiled at the thought as he said it.
"Yeah but this is just insane."I answered admittedly.
"How about you. Any lady luck?"I asked him realising that he hadn't been parading the school with some bitch this year.
For some reason, I felt a tiny tingle where my heart was supposed to be.
"Nah. Not this year. I've never seen you with anybody what's up with that?"He asked.
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