It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

44: •hi•

~Chloe~

"Woah woah woah officer!"i said being pressed to the ground.

"i did nothing wrong."

My hands were cuffed painfully behind my back before I knew it.

"M'am please stay right where you are."

"Is it because I'm of color?!Is that it?!"

I laughed before snorting at my small joke, I was funny as hell man.

Ooo....I was higher than a kite.

Was I flying or was I sleeping?

"M'am...*sigh* you committed a federal crime. Besides you are cocasian."

"Yah." I said in a duh tone.

"Asiannn????Does it ring a bell??"I laughed again maniacally as I was pulled up.

It's kinda funny how I ended up here.

Many passer-bys watched me with judgemental eyes, I knew that they were judging me.

The kid covered in paint, cement and dang I was just glowing.

They were jealous!

I chased this one up and down roofs of company buildings, one of which was my mom's.

I leaped from one and fell into cement flat like a pancake and was that how he caught me?

Nope.

I got up and ran even quicker with my dignity, pushing individuals away from me only to be halted by an adorable puppy.

I couldn't resist.

I Pat him on the head and before I knew it I was on the ground kissing the sidewalk like some kind of freaky lyric in a Billie Eyelash song.

I nearly bumped my head as I was forced into the cop car luckily my cuffs were already off by the time the car was started.

Jeez it wreaked of criminal injustice in here.

"Sir! Can I go home now?" I whined raking the boundary between me and the man in blue.

He glanced at me once then did a double take.

"Miss how did you get out of your restraints?"

I just shrugged before answering, "Ever watched Fifty shades of Grey?"

He turned back his face redder than a tomato or Mr Krabs when Pearl spends fifty cents from his bank account.

I burst into a fit of laughter and laughed so hard to the point where I nearly pee peed myself.

"I'm joking. Hey...can I go home now?"

"Miss please be remain silent."

"Sir. I did nothing wrong, I was just minding my business; painting the building over there." I said pointing at the familiar place with Axe body spray's lovely face painted on it beautifully.

"It is nice though. But I believe that it is called graffiti and vandalism of city property."

I rolled my eyes ignorantly, "The last time I checked America was a free country. Are we not free to express ourselves...Bill?"

Oh my goodness, I remembered his name from his name tag.

I thought of something funny and just had to say it. I faked excitement in my voice.

*Le gasp*"Billie Eilash?!!!"

He turned to face me briefly only because he was trying to keep his eyes on the road.