It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

28: the incident

"Never have I ever dry humped a supermodel!" Xanny yelled slurring most of his speech. He took a messy drink, his drink spilled all over his jumper.

It was funny how subtle he was about it.

Everything seemed so funny to me, why was everything so funny to me? oh because we had been drinking all night.

I loved the music playing in the background from the ground. I could hear the Nintendo Wii theme song.

"Did you not hear me? I dry humped a supermodel."Xanny whisper shouted his eyes wide.

"Shh....Xanny they moon can hear you."I whispered before feeling dizzy and nearly falling over.

Oh shit, we were on the roof. I was caught by somebody's strong hands, they made me feel tingly inside.

I cackled loudly falling over onto my back. I stared at the beautiful silver moon above us, I felt something squishy on my back and I remembered that Axel was behind me.

"Axel, do you know that you're umm...gorgeous?"I whispered at him. He smiled down at me gently kissing the tip of my nose.

"All the time baby." He said picking up his cup again.

"Never have I ever twerked to the song Mia Khalifa." Axe Body Spray said taking a sip.

I proceeded to take a sip too. The boy just amazed me.

Wait a minute.

"Waaaiiit a minnute. You mean to tell me that you twerked without me?"I demanded getting up and turning to him.

He shrugged smiling goofily, I could tell that he was slowly getting drunk.

"It was a dare and somebody told me that I couldn't do it."

I smiled up at him and pouted, "I'm so proud of you Axe Body Spray."

I grinned widely remembering just how amazingly bootylicious his butt was. I wished I could smack it and watch it jiggle.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"He asked giggling all of a sudden.

I also started giggling because of my little secret, "I want to smack your butt and watch it jiggle."I answered honestly.

He started laughing wholeheartedly and my heart fluttered, "You're too drunk cupcake."

I turned back to Cherrie devilishly wiggling my eyebrows at her. I noticed that she was asleep on Xanny's shoulder, her eyes opening and closing.

Her cheeks were puffy as if she were a dumpling.

"Cherrie!" I said but it came out a little bit too loudly. She opened her eyes a little bit before dozing off again.

I clapped my hands laughing at the sight. She was just too adorable.

"It's your  turn snowflake."

Woah what?

I jerked up and realized that it was my turn.

Fuck

Think of something quick or they'll think you're being rude.

I knew exactly what to say.

So I cleared my throat and toasted my paper cup to the beautiful stars.

Wow they were breathtaking.

I never knew that they were so lovely.

Gosh, I had always wondered what it'd be like to be a star. It would probably be fun, playing softball with other stars and singing to Beyonce.