It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

47: •goodbye•

AN/CLICHÉ ALERT!

                   ~Axe Body Spray~

She rested her head on my chest and her hand clasped in mine.

She was now lying beside me in the bed and how she got there was honestly a struggle. She's a serious klutz sometimes. But a cute klutz.

I was exhausted from all the crying and the cheese and visits from kids from school.

I'd had a long day of converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

"You wanna hear a story?"I suggested.

She turned to me biting her lip and nodding.

"Yeah?"

I smiled and continued. I really just wanted to be with her tonight and help her not be sad.

"There was a boy. He was obsessed with being the best."

She scoffed, "Nice story Wattpad."

I chuckled softly before answering her back.

"I'm not done."

She kept quiet and it was my que to continue. She was feisty but burned bright like a flame sometimes. I loved her.

"Like I said. This boy was obsessed with winning. He was enemies with a strange kid called Simon who was honestly the definition of a gay wizard."

She laughed out loud in the weirdest way possible, "What the heck is wrong with your laugh?"I asked.

"You're one to ask. You snort like a demon possessed doll."

I laughed as well. 

"I'd be dumb not to think that you're Annabelle."

I laughed again and my chest hurt. I hid the pain well of course, I'd always been good at that.

"How would you know if I were Annabelle?"

She sighed, "My clueless boy. Do you honestly think that your laugh is normal?"

I shrugged, "Seems fine to me."

She leaned back again, "Okay tell the story about yourself."

"Darn it." I retorted.

"Is it that obvious?"

"Axel you can't be serious-"

"Anyways! I followed a blonde headed cutie one day. I didn't know why, but I hated her. She told me straight up that she was flushed down the toilet. And I tried to do it to her again."

I shook my head at my stupidity.

"I tried to scream....but my head was under water." She sang which made me laugh.

"Yeah her head was under water then my enemy beat me up. Somehow they became the best of friends that day."

It was a mystery to me how fate worked.

"From that day, I didn't know why but I hated them both. Especially the gir-"

"Axe Body Spray. Why do you have cancer? You're a really good person."

She interrupted me for that question and I didn't hesitate to answer.

"It's karma for falling in love with the hottest girl in school." I remarked.

She snorted, "Yeah. Tanya's a bitch. Why you going around crushing on bitches?"

Wait ...wait ...what?