It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

30: p**n!

~Chloe~

00.03 a.m

We were forced to wake up at the butt crack of dawn for the trip.

hehehe. Lucky for me, I never slept. This hoe never sleeps on important days like these. I was so excited to go with Axe Body Spray.

It was about time that this stupid trip day arrived. I for one was a very thirsty hoe especially with Axel always being around me. And I was going to make sure that this trip would be magical.

Well one problem thought...I still had to pack and there were at least 4 hours left till Axel picked me up so I literally didn't care.

I got up off my bed to go take a bath. I took a look outside my window and saw utter darkness.

Shit it literally was the buttcrack of dawn.

It was so dark I felt like going outside would be the equivalent of being in the actual butt crack of dawn.

What the fuck was wrong with this school?

I was slightly okay with this because I loved the dark and being alone at night.I loved that the darkness hugged me and sometimes I dreamt of dancing a parody of one of those cheesy musicals somewhere in the middle of the street because I was a nocturnal creature.

Yeah.......

 Heck no!

 I was the opposite of nocturnal! I quite frankly was terrified by the dark so I usually slept with my night light and my blankie from when I was a toddler. 

But I'm sure you could tell that this was bullshit.

~30 minutes of procrastination, showering, dancing, singing, fantasizing and sobbing later~

Yaas! thas my jam! Uptown Funk played as I walked out of the bathroom.

"don't believe me just watch, hehehe... Oh!"

I fanned myself because of how hot I was feeling. Damn I was sexy. I struck a pose in my puppy dog shorts and crop top in front of the mirror.

No wonder half the hockey team wanted to sleep with me.

*snort* I wish.

I let out the weirdest laugh then laughed at myself again. I found myself on my bed covered in clothes and pringles. That was when I remembered that I wasn't a lonely pringle anymore.

What was I supposed to be doing again?

Right.....procrastinating.

I knew that I was supposed to be getting ready to leave but I didn't give a damn as usual. Time was going to have to wait for me because I had control over it. 

Also because I was hot!

I was hotter than fire and somebody otta call the firema-

"Ah!" I let out a yelp hearing a tap on my window.

I squinted to see that it was Axe Body Spray outside. The fuck was he doing here?

I got up and jogged up to my window to see him hanging on for dear life. It was really funny, like a cat that climbed up a tall tree but didn't have the balls to go back down.

I noticed his car in the driveway and the sun was just peeking out through the trees.

I opened my window smirking but I was also confused, "Axe what are you doing here?" I asked helping him in.