It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

38: Y.O.D.O

"Fuck!Fuck!Fuuuuck!!Axeeel!!"

I screamed with my eyes shut tight.

The pain was immense, intense and absolutely excruciating.

"This is what you wanted isn't it?"

So many people said that this would be fun..But this was not fun in the slightest!

~2hours before~

The sunset outside my window was beautiful

I wore my lace up sneakers and my cropped hoodie excited to go out into the world like a new born baby with Axel; minus the gunk, umbilical chord and nastiness.

I was a little sad about why we were doing this but I had to come to terms with this at some point.

I walked outside ignoring my parent's fighting from the living room.

My dad destroyed the remote again. Apparently somebody from 'My heart Beats for Lola" died and he wasn't happy about it. So he threw the remote down and stomped on it repeatedly.

Some times I thought that one of these issues would actually end their marriage but I knew that it wasn't possible.

My parents were deeply in love and showed it everyday. Bleh.

I tied my hair up into a pony tail and instead of seeing Axe boy Spray's car, I saw the most horrendous thing to exist on the planet.

"A motorcycle?!"I demanded from Axe who was leaning on the steering handles thingamajigs leisurely; smirking like he had just let out a massive fart on Hitler's pillow.

"Hey babe! Isn't it beautiful?"He asked as I neared him.

He got off to give me a kiss but I instantly blocked it with my index finger. Not today bish. I really didn't feel like dying from a massive dip in my skull today.

"No, we're taking the bus." I started but he just smirked again his dimples showing.

Fuuuuuuuuuuckk....I was pregnant again.

He snaked an arm around my waist pulling me to him, "We're supposed to be facing our fears today and doing the bestest most extremest things ever."

He leaned down kissing my lips softly but I let go still not wanting to die.

"Nah ah. Have you never heard of Y.O.D.O?"I asked.

He furrowed his eyebrows scratching the back of his head, "Um...no."

I sighed tilting my head, "You Only Die Once. We need to do this responsibly Axe. I don't want us both to die in one day."I admitted slowly just so he would process my dumb excuse; trying to sell bullshit like I always did.

"Okay, but I've ridden this so many times and I drive you to school everyday. Don't you trust me?"He asked lowering his voice into that convincing devilish one.

I fell right into that one didn't I?

"I trust you but...I'm still convinced that you've never actually gotten over our fights and that this is a plot to kill me but oh well."I said shrugging giving up my argument.

He pecked my cheek and clasped his hand in mine helping me onto the devil's two wheeled car.

It had two wheels!

That was why so many people died in the first place. I mean seriously people? The signs were there. 

A caution triangle, two helmets and just black was a color of darkness right? So it made sense that this thing was going to kill me.