It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

21 : Bullshit

~Day 3~

It was so difficult to get through Maths without Axe body Spray.

He'd always help me with whatever he could especially when I'd fall asleep; which I often did.

He'd wake me up and help me with the concepts.

One time, I slept through a whole lesson but he did the entire exercise for me and made sure that I'd lost at least two to make it believable.

Mind you he'd take the time to explain the concepts to me later and help me with my corrections.

My mans was smart and helpful, get you a mans that can do both.

But because he wasn't here my braincells were falling out of my skull.

I envisioned them jumping off from the top of my head yeling 'Geronimo' and falling to their uncanny death on my desk.

They were freakin' suicidal.

In this lesson, we are going to introduce how to say "from A to B" when talking about locations

and "from A until B" when talking about time.

That seemed to make a bit of sense to me.

By the end of this chapter you will be able to differentiate between A and B and understand that A is in fact B and in some cases C.

What?!

What the fuck?

Was this a real textbook?

What kind of messed us shit was I reading?

I held the middle of the thick book and flipped it over to read the information on the cover.

It looked legit to me; it was recommended by 56 states I guess.

But there was no way that the information in this book was apart of the subject that was riding on my future.

Nah.

Something fishy was going on here and it mother fucking showed.

"Something interesting Miss Anderson?"I looked up at the owner of the pitchy voice.

"M'am, I know that you're the teacher and all but...are these textbooks real?"I asked calmly.

She clutched her giant ruler lowering her glasses revealing her beady eyes.

I knew that she was just itching to hit me with it, I just knew.

"What?"She asked.

I sighed, "The shit in here don't make sense."I admitted.

"It's for your own benefit besides it's approved by 56states."She said turning around on her heel to face the whiteboard.

I rested my head on my upturned palm and cleared my throat ready to roast some skinny chicken.

"M'am I know bullshit when I see it. Please don't pee on me and tell me it's raining."I replied calmly getting the attention of everyone.

She turned around sharply raising a thin *cough* non-existent eyebrow.

"Excuse me?"She demanded her anger rising.

I cleared my throat pressing my index finger to the fake information in front of me, "By the end of this chapter you will be able to differentiate between A and B and understand that A is in fact B and in some cases C.Does this make sense to you?"

She crossed her arms a vein popping up on her forehead.

It bulged so much; and I swear to all of my gym socks, it gave me the middle finger.

"Please just get back to work."

I couldn't, I was on a roll.

"And another thing. You give us a shit tonne of work to do and expect us to do it without explaining anything to us and when we fail you yell insults at us like it's our fault!"I exclaimed earning nods and agreements from the students around me.

"Please continue your work like everybody else."

I looked around and smirked, "Like who? Nobody's working lady get some glasses."

Oos and damns went around and I felt powerful.

Her nostrils flared and she started to bark, "I'm the boss here! You don't get to talk to me like that! You're all just spoiled brats who think they can just pick on the teacher whenever they want. News flash; I'm in charge here and I will ruin each and every one of your lives!"She spat out.

We all looked at each other freaked out by her, but we all stared at her like the idiot she was.

"You got your teaching degree from TeachU.com and it motherfucking shows."I said smirking.

She gasped pressing a hand to her chest and answered, "Fine. You do whatever you want. I'm leaving."She cackled maniacally leaving with the middle finger.

Cheers and applause rounded for me and I freakin' felt proud of myself.

I leaned back grinning like an idiot.

I bet I could run for president and actually win.

I felt a tap on my shoulder and I turned around to see Cherrie smiling at me mischeviously.

I smiled back narrowing my eyes.

"What are you up to?"I asked.

She shook her head and handed me a cupcake, "Special delivery for Miss Anderson."

I beamed at the chocolate deliciousness in front of me and gladly took it from her.

"Thank you."I said before turning back around.

I plucked out the note and unfolded it traditionally licking off the cream from my fingertips.

'to resemble your gorgeous eyes. Too bad I can't see them.'

I pressed it to my chest swooning.

I still felt really empty without my Axe Body Spray.

It just never felt right to be away from him for this long.

I really just wanted to be near him and tell him how I felt about him.

~Axel's P.O.V~

I was high on drugs and it felt awful.

The treatments weren't really working but there I was being fed morphine like some kind of labrat.

I was given a shit ton to numb the pain after the therapy I had to go through. It was honestly hell on earth.

I scrolled down my chats and saw the confirmation message from Cherrie.

C: package delivered : )She was very happy.

Me: thank you

I thought it safe to lie back down onto my pillow.

I was better now knowing that my Cupcake was happy.

I'd had enough for the day, so I let the darkness shroud me in sleep.