It All Started when I was FLUSHED down the TOILET

4 : •spit•

I scratched my ichy butt remembering afterwards that I wasn't alone.

I eyed Axel through the corner of my eye, putting my hand back to the side.

Phew, thank goodness he didn't see that.

We stood outside the office leaning against the wall barely looking at each other.

"So..."

"Simon I swear to God, if you say anything stupid I will beat the crap out of you."I said interrupting him.

He chuckled lowly running his fingers through his hair.

I was not amused by this situation.

"I was saying that, since we have all agreed to go on with this-"

"We agreed to nothing!" Axel interjected.

"We! Have been told to become friends unless we want to be scattered to all the corners of the world!" Simon said impatiently.

I bit the inside of my cheek and nodded slowly, processing the bull shit.

"Who said it had to be real? We can fake it!"

"Great idea genius, that's what she told us to do. Honestly why am I here?"Axel grumbled through his gritted teeth.

Right, I have to date him.

I have to date a literal pile of shit.

Why or why?

"Fat chance I'm ever going to date you."I said scoffing and laughing humorlessly.

As if I'd date Axe body spray.

"Are you stupid or something?"He asked out of the blue.

Well there was no actual blue sky so...

"What's that supposed to mean?"I demanded.

Honestly the guts of this ass.

He literally just

"You'd think I'd date you or so much as breathe the same oxygen as you?"

I smirked, "Well, I'd prefer you suffocating."

He raised his eyebrow and continued, "I'd prefer you drowning in toilet water."

Okay, I don't know what happens when he mentions toilets.

But I had this urge to castrate the son of a bitch.

Without thinking I slammmed myself against him and wrapped my hands around his neck and pressed down with all of my strength.

Xanny just popped a lolipop in his mouth and watched as I drained the life out of him.

Well I tried to but he just raised his arms in surrender, relaxed like nothing happened.

He gave me a sinister smirk before his eyes widened.

I freakin' hate him so muc-

"What is going on?!"The voice of Ms Travis shook me.

Before I could act, Axel wrapped his arms around me making me jump in surprise my heart racing.

I asked 'the fuck are you doing?' with my eyes and he answered, 'trust me' with his eyes.

This totally freaked me out.

Telepathy.

I released him and wrapped my arms around his neck.

I turned my head slightly trying not to panic.

"We're hugging of course."I answered the impatient woman.