𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 • Sam Evans

𝟐𝒙𝟎𝟔: 𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑲𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅

"All right guys, let's get down to business" Mr Schue said as Kurt and Tina entered the choir room.

"You okay?" I asked Kurt, noticing his sad face.

"Yeah, don't worry" he said as he nodded.

"First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman" our teacher continued and some people applauded. "Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong".

"Are you kidding me? I ruled that place" Puck answered confident. "All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day".

"Wow, what a catch. I can't believe I ever let you go" Quinn said as she rolled her eyes.

"If he liked jail so much he could have stayed there for like... Forever" I uttered.

"And now," Mr Schue clapped, interrupting our comments "drumroll Finn... Because I have in my hand our competition for Sectionals next month!" Everyone applauded and cheered. "First the a cappella choir from the all-boys' private school in Westerville: the Dalton Academy Warblers".

"Okay, hold up" Santana quickly said. "Like a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head".

"And the other team to beat..." Mr Schue continued, ignoring her "The Hipsters, a first year club from the Warren Township Continuing Education Program. Now, they're a glee club composed entirely of elderly people getting their high school GEDs".

"Is that legal?" Rachel asked.

"How are we supposed to compete against a bunch of adorable old people?" Mercedes followed fastly.

"Are you kidding me? Brittle bones. Give one of those old ladies a good-luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis" Puck smirked.

"You are disgusting" I said and he looked at me frowning. "Anyway Mr Schue, so we have to compete against old people?"

"Yes. Moving on" Mr Schue spoke again. "Since it seemed to get you guys jazzed about Sectionals last year I want to make this week our second annual Boys vs Girls tournament" Everyone cheered. "So, split into two groups and figure out what songs you're going to sing. And this time no vitamin D".

"It's on" I said as everyone cheered. I moved closer to Santana and Britt to start discussing for some ideas.

...

"Another year on the boy's team" Kurt said as he opened his locker. "All they want to do is heavy metal and won't listen to my ideas because they think they're 'too girly'" he said rolling his eyes. I leaned my back on the wall.

"This sucks. I think spliting teams on boys and girls is a little old fashioned. Don't get me wrong, it always feels good to win against a man, but all this genre thing... I don't see it".

He was going to say something when Karofsky appeared from nowhere and pushed him against the lockers.

"Oh my gosh Kurt are you okay?" I quickly asked.

"What is your problem?" Kurt asked his bully ignoring me. Karofsky chuckled and turned around to face us with a furious face.

"You talking back to me? You want a piece of The Fury?"

"The Fury?" Kurt asked

"That's what I named my fist" he said as he punched a locker.

"That is ridiculous" I uttered.

"Well, with that level of creativity, you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant" Kurt spat, making me giggle.