𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 • Sam Evans

𝟐𝒙𝟏𝟒: 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝑰𝒕 𝑶𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒍

It was Alcohol Awareness Week at McKinley and somehow the glee kids have managed to say no to it and find a party to go. The only problem? Nobody was sure about what to expect from a party hosted by Rachel Berry, and that meant that nobody was sure about going. When me, Mercedes and Artie stepped out of history class, we knew it was time to find out what people's plans were, especially when Santana and Brittany called the three of us just to ask what we were going to do.

"It sounds awful. Is anybody going?" Santana asked from the other side of the line.

"I'll only go if you're going" Mercedes answered. "You're going, right?"

"Only if there's liquor because a Rachel Berry party is not something I can do sober"  the latina said.

"Come on guys, Rachel seems pretty excited about it" I uttered trying to convince them.

"And it's Alcohol Awareness Week" Britt muttered.

"Precisely" Santana emphasized. "And I am aware of how much fun alcohol is. Let's ask Puckerman"

"You go for Puck" he said after a little vibration from the phone.

"Noah, it's Santittany and Roxartcedes" she said.

"Damn I always thought your ship name would be Brittana" I whispered.

"Can your friends score us some wine coolers?" Santana asked ignoring me.

"No but his ID can" Puck bragged.

"Well, if we're all in, it's settled. The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza is officially a go" Mercedes smirked as we all hanged up.

"Okay, going shopping tomorrow for outfits. I have nothing to wear" I stated. After settling the time and place with Mercedes I quickly went to Puckerman.

"Hey Puckerman" I whispered to him. He turned around to face me and smirked making me roll my eyes.

"What up crap-bag? Need something from the Puckersaurus?"

"I'm already regretting this but... can your friend get us some good alcohol instead of wine coolers?"

"Is Henderson trying to get drunk? Damn straight".

"Look, it's just that wine coolers affect me more than other stuff so could you please buy me a vodka bottle?" I asked, nearly begging.

"Dude, don't worry, I have this amazing plan on getting into Rachel's parents liquor cabinet. They'll have whatever you want there" he uttered.

"But what if they only have rum? It sucks" I said as I made a disgusted face. My phrase seemed like it had made him picture some kind of nightmare.

"Okay, a bottle to share between you and me, I'll text you the price".

"Perfect. Thanks dickhead".

"You're welcome, disappointment".

...

"Okay, let me finish putting my mascara on" I whispered to Mercedes. 

"Holly crap you're so slow. I can't believe you're always this slow and yet you always are in time for everything" Mercedes said as she rolled her eyes. I was about to answer but a car's horn sounded.

"Guess our ride is here" my best friend said as she looked through the window. 

"Okay, just let me grab my purse... Ah! Where's my purse?!?" I asked exasperated looking for it.