Y/N was already out of breath from her little goose chase with Lila and even though she had been around with her for just the right amount of time, she couldn't help but wonder what she was planning to do as Lila kicked open the door to a rusty factory.
Five seemed to have the same thoughts as he stared at Y/N from the other side of the room, and he wanted to call it so bad. He knew Lila was up to no good.
Straightening his blazer out, Five drew in a deep breath before he straightened his posture and stepped out onto the stone platform.
"What's your game, crazy lady," he questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"Oi, ye of little fai-"
"Shut up and tell me what I just asked you."
"Who cares? You said if you saw me again, you'd kill me," Lila exclaimed.
"Oh, I remember," Five flashed a wide, fake smile.
"Well, come on, big talker," Lila encourages. "Let's get this done."
"All right," Five replied, before spatial jumping behind Lila who turned and kicked him in the face.
Y/N's brows furrowed and she leaned against the barrel of oil in thought. She is definitely something you don't learn at an asylum. What was she before she joined them on their gentle quest?
Lila chuckled as Five held his jaw on the floor, running away from him while he was distracted. Five, from the look of the already forming bruise on his face, seemed to have figured it out too.
He struggled to get up but followed Lila into the other room anyway, squaring his jaw as if nothing ever happened
Five soon came into the room as well, footsteps quiet until he spatial jumped in front of Lila, jumping up and kicking at her but he missed when Lila ducked at the nick of time.
Lila was caught off guard when Five punched her in the face, making Lila stumble back which had given Five another advantage and he swiped her legs.
The fight went on as each other them took on their turn for punching and kicking, Y/N finally ready. She was just about to sent a bolt to her before Five and Lila pushed each it her back, Lila hiding behind a table.
Five ran up to it but Lila chuckled from the other side of the room, making Five furrow his brows in confusion, Y/N narrowing her eyes at Lila. When it happened again, Five's lips parted slightly as he rushed to look for her.
Then, he saw her behind him. Five's eyes widened as he grabbed a crow bar and sprinted up to Lila only to find she had disappeared once again. Taking the tool off the now dented wall, Five turned to hear a whistle from behind him once again.
Y/N's mouth hung open only for a second before she saw Lila jumping down from above and came right in the nick of time to tackle her over. Pinning her arms, Y/N left her to Five who placed his foot on her throat with a nasty look.
"You're better than I thought," Lila wheezed, holding Five's foot as he pushed harder.
"And you are entirely average," Five snapped, dropping his crow bar. "You can come out now."
A clicking off heels echoed through the factory and the Handler came out from behind a wall, smoking a cigarette.
"Well done," she said. "You figured it out."
Y/N stared at the Handler in shock, not missing the way she hung her hat over her eye and gave her signature smirk in Five's direction.
"Well, it wasn't very hard," Five replied. "She fights like every one of you Commission drones."
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Sarcasm | Five Hargreeves
FanficSarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the...