Nesscas Oneshot Haven

Another of her plots

Ness parked in front of the entrance to the pumpkin patch. He wasn't alone though. He had his right-hand man, and totally not obvious boyfriend, Lucas in the passenger's seat, and his best friends in the two seats behind them--Toon Link and Popo. Ness turned the car off and turned around to look at Toon Link and Popo. "Y'all ready?" Ness asked. Toon Link and Popo exchanged glances and had the same idea. They looked back at Ness.

"Listen, I don't exactly like the idea of third-wheeling for you two," Popo started. This caused Ness to throw up a "WHAT!!!!! You're crazy" type of look. "Uh-huh, wipe that face off your......face.....ok I'm out." Popo, having successfully unsuccessfully made an insult....or maybe it was meant to be a joke, left the car. Toon Link groaned.

"Way to ruin it, Popo. Alright, what we were trying to say before Popo butchered it," Toon Link said. Popo, from outside the door, stuck up his middle finger. Toon Link did the same toward him, just without looking directly at him. "What we meant was that we are going to allow you lovebirds to relax on this 'totally not meant to be a date'.....date.

"WHAAAAAAAAT!!!! A date!?!?! Pffffft I would never date such a handsome, brave, dominant.....big—" Lucas was cut off by Ness putting his hand over his mouth.

"Just......just shush. You're not helping our situation," Ness said.

"Ok." Toon Link grinned a "gotcha" grin. He then simply got out of the car and joined Popo in leaving. Lucas and Ness watched as they paid the man at the entrance to enter. "They're totally plotting something."

"Of course they are." Ness looked at Lucas and grabbed his chin, Lucas's absolutely favorite thing Ness does that isn't rated-r. Ness leaned in and pecked Lucas's lips. "Now then, shall we get started? You don't wanna be late to the apple picking." Lucas giggled cutely.

"I'd love to." The two boys left the car and started toward the entrance. They bought their tickets and made their way toward the first thing Ness wanted to do. It was simple. All that it entailed was picking a pumpkin or squash. They walked over to the corner of this sector and looked through the smaller pumpkins. Lucas chuckled as he grabbed a pretty normal looking pumpkin and showed it to Ness. "LOOKIE!!!" Ness raised an eyebrow, confused as to why a very simple and boring pumpkin would get him so happy.

"Uhh, what about it?"

"It's cute!" The only thing Ness found cute about the pumpkin was how small it was compared to the rest of the others.

"Uhm.....it's more.....basic." Lucas lowered the pumpkin and held a blank face.

"Yeah, and I'm a blond-haired, blue-eyed, gay bottom."

"Touche." Ness scanned over the other pumpkins and found one that caught his fancy. He grabbed a pretty large pumpkin and surprised himself by being able to hold it with minimal problems. Ness waddled over to the counter with a familiar man--Byleth--standing behind it. Ness placed the large pumpkin on the counter, causing a small tremor. Lucas skipped over and placed his smaller one next to Ness's. Byleth looked at the boys from between the pumpkins.

"Wow, Ness, are you overcompensating for something," Byleth laughed. Lucas grinned.

"Trust me, teach, he's not overcompensating for anything." Byleth's smile disappeared. He looked between the two boy's faces and saw the same look. Byleth clapped.

"Ok then, I'll just move on, uhhhhhh."

"Umm, teach, the pumpkins," Ness reminded Byleth.

"Oh, r-right, I knew that." Byleth cleared his throat. Not really destroying the thoughts of his two troublesome, and strangely always involved with something, students partaking in.......unholy acts. "So, these uh....these cost......oh forget it. They're on the house. Just.....just please get out of here so I can focus."