"You know what? You're stupid. You're really, really stupid and you know why?"
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"Because you don't even know what you think anymore. You might think something is super super ugly and then someone 'cool' wears it and all of the sudden you think its pretty?! What if it actually is ugly- like that wearing your underwear over your jeans or something - floral underwear! and Jenissa wears it and then you like it??"
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"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait."
"Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?"
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"Um - somebody is on this freaking line?!"
"I don't know if I'm qualified as somebody, but if you're like everyone else and I can't even be qualified as Somebody, then Nobody is on this freaking line."
"I- um- sorry-that's awkward- I didn't think-"
"You didn't realize anyone was on the line? I thought you were trying to talking Katie or something..."
"I wasn't! I was practicing talking to Katie! Wait! Why am I even talking to you? You're a random person! Listen, sorry I got the wrong number, I gotta go-"
"But didn't you say you were practicing? If you got the wrong number, who were meaning to call to 'practice' floral underwear on?"
"Um, yeah, I just called a random number I thought was disconnected because I had to practice- oh, forget it."
"Honestly, that's a pretty hard thing to ask of me. Floral-"
"Will you shut up? I'm overly creative, okay?!"
"And does being overly creative include calling numbers you think are disconnected to vent?"
"Yes! Thank you!"
"..."
"Wait, that was a joke, right?"
"..."
"Okay, this is awkward.
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RandomCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
