"Ever think of reality?"
"Hello? Himymomisnothome-I'mreallysorryyourproductsoundsgreatbutI'mbroke-thankyouhaveagreatday-"
"What?"
"What?"
"I asked first."
"Wait, who is this?"
"Me. Nobody."
"Who?"
"Nobody? Flora? Doesn't ring a bell? Wow, I knew I was a Nobody but not that much of a Nobody."
"Oh, that Nobody."
"Do you know many?"
"Listen, you reached the wrong number, okay? SORRY for calling that time-"
"Twice-"
"-Those times-"
"To vent at a random number-"
"-To- wait. Ugh! Can you let me finish?"
"Be my guest. Virtual wink."
"..."
"..."
"Did you just say 'virtual wink?'"
"Um...you were saying?"
"I...don't know my train of thought crashed at 'virtual wink'. Who says that?"
"Nobody. Oh wait, haha, get it? I'm Nobody! Heck, I'm funny."
"You can stop laughing now."
"..."
"So why did you call again?"
"What?"
"I said-"
"I can't hear you you're getting fuzzy-"
"Wait-"
"..."
"Did you just hang up?"
"..."
"He just hung up."
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Cute Voice
AcakCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
