"Hello, Shelly."
"Where have you been?!"
"Playing basketball, of course."
"That's not a good answer."
"You have a very good pout, My Dear Lady."
"Well, you just sound like a two-year old, so you have nothing to talk about."
"Wow, feisty! What's gotten water on your breakfast?"
"Water on my breakfast?! Are you joking or did you make that one up?"
"What? It's not funny! My dad made it up with me ages ago when he spilled water all over my breakfast and then make a dad-joke about it."
"He sounds sweet."
"Nope. General rule of life-Dad's are douchebags."
"..."
"Was that a begrudging laugh I heard?"
"No. I just agree."
"Of course. Virtual wink."
"So do you actually wink in real life?"
"Phone is as real as any. But really, Shell. What's wrong?"
"Smooth."
"Hey! That's my line!"
"And now, I stole it."
"Do you steal hard-worked on, deeply-thought-about pickup lines often?"
"Do you ignore people when they need you and then call and try to charm them into forgetting often?"
"Point taken."
"Tell me what your name is."
"Wait, quick question? If I have permission, you're Great Majesty M'Lady?"
"If...if you need to."
"Do you usually ask people all of their information when your mad at them? Because I'm noticing a pattern."
"Just tell me. You know mine already."
"Okay, okay. But what's wrong? Why are you mad?"
"Whatever the reason, you're really not good at making it better. Actually, everything you say is making me madder."
"..."
"...That too. TALK ALREADY!"
"Auugh, you backed me into a corner-"
"I wish-"
"What?"
"NOTHING. TELL ME YOUR NAME!"
"Ouch, be gentle on this ear."
"LIKE THIIIIISSS?"
"Shelly,"
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Would you rather me hang up and you can yell in peace?"
"NO! Answer the-"
"Wait, hold on-"
"..."
"..."
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RandomCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
