Jason/Katie
"Hello? Katie?"
"Hey."
"So, can you tell me about Shelly?"
"What?"
"Like, where she lives. I wanna come visit her."
"Why don't you know where she lives if she's your friend?"
"We, um...we met over Snapchat."
"So just ask her."
"I...want to surprise her, though."
"Why, how far away do you live?"
"I live in Las Vegas."
"****"
"What?"
"It's just that you're a freaking California hottie! Why the hell does Shelly Brian have a dumb rich hottie padding after her? This is not freaking fair. What, are you a surfer dude also now? An actor, what?"
"Um... Sorry?"
"Yeah, dude, what the hell, you should be sorry. You know what, forget Shelly, Cali hottie. Wanna hook up?"
"..."
"Yeah?!"
"...No?"
"..."
"Wait, did you just hang up on me?"
"..."
"Katie, please come off mute."
"Why is your voice so hot?"
"..."
"Oh my god now you're the one to pretend to hang up."
"Listen, Katie, at least tell me which city you live in."
"All right, fine. Coupeville. Come visit me, Cali Hottie?"
"Maybe!"
"..."
"..."
"But actually visit me. I need a normal, nonabusive guy in my life at this point LOL."
"Did you just say 'lol'?"
"'Kay, bye, baby."
"You don't even know me..."
"..."
"Then again..."
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Cute Voice
DiversosCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
