"Shelly."
"Jason."
"Now's the part we run toward each other in the rain and you fall on me and I wrap you up in my strong, sexy arms-"
"Did you just call your arms sexy?"
"Did you just hear me calling my arms sexy? Remember, it's your reality."
"You think you're hot?"
"No."
"-O-"
"Everyone else does, though, for some reason."
"..."
"..."
"You better not be a letdown when I see you in person."
"What changed?"
"Huh?"
"Yesterday, you were all I hate you-"
"I don't hate you!"
"..."
"Oh. That's what you were trying to get me to say. Manipulator."
"I don't manipulate, I just affect your reality."
"BAD GUY."
"FLORA."
"Ew, no. Yesterday- oh god. Oh god god god god god. No, why did you just remind me. Okay, mini panic attack coming on. Owww my stomach-"
"Breathe, Shelly. Breathe. Just hear my sexy voice and-"
"Yo - stop."
"Well it worked, didn't it?"
"Haha. I don't know."
"Please tell me your address, M'Lady. If you actually think I'm cute."
"I-"
"Or a coffee shop you like! Or the mall! Or-"
"The mall, Jason, seriously?"
"I'm not saying-"
"That's pathetic."
"What?! Don't girls like the mall?"
"You don't meet potential boyfriends in the mall-"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"What...what I meant is..."
"That was definitely a milestone."
"..."
"So where do you meet potential boyfriends? Virtual wink."
"Ugh- you- ew- you know, forget it. Here...125 Gulls Way..."
"Aww-wait. Are you okay?"
"I-"
"Dumb question. What I meant is giving someone your address is not as dramatic as the tone of your voice suggested. Like, do you get all Romeo-Juliet when giving the pizza delivery boy your address?"
"I don't-"
"Don't answer that. Hearing about Harry was bad enough."
"Aww you're jealous over me?"
"Bye, MDCL."
"Bye Jason."
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RandomCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
