June 17

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"It's  four in the freaking morning don't call me back, ever."

"Somebody's cheerful."

"Oh. It's you."

"No need to sound so adoring."

"Listen, crazy, I'm going back to sleep, so you can go be crazy to someone else."

"Hey, Shelly! Don't be rude."

"But you're the one who woke me up at four in the morning. How is that qualified as not rude?"

"..."

"I'm going. Back. To. Sleep."

"I-"

"Don't call me back."

"Ever?"

"Don't go sounding like a puppy on me, you annoying person."

"Come on, Shelly! The night is young!"

"Uuuuuuugh. How old are you?"

"Ah, the question of truth."

"It's four in the freaking morning-"

"As you've mentioned-"

"Why do you have so much energy? Just answer the question."

"Well, I slept pretty late-"

"Not that one dummy!"

"Somebody gets cranky at night."

"Oh, you should see me in the morning. Question. Now."

"Should I? Do I really want to?"

"Or else I'm hanging up on you."

"Goodnight, Shelly M'Lady."

"..."

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