"Are you going to do this?"
"PAUSE. Just to clarify, are you talking to Nobody or Katie?"
"You."
"Okay, hi. I'm not going to ask you how are you so don't expect it."
"Well, I'm bad."
"Of course you are."
"What's that supposed to mean??"
"You, Shelly, Flora, My Dear Lady, don't call a random number of somebody unless you are per say not okay. What's up?"
"I hate all of those names for me."
"Oh, be honest with yourself. You missed them."
"I didn't."
"Honey, you've resisted calling me for weeks. I knew you'd cave. Aaaaaand here's a virtual wink for you."
"You just called me honey."
"And you do not know how to take sarcasm."
"And you do not know how to take gullibleism."
"That sounded dumb."
"..."
"Anyway, Flor-"
"-Please-"
"-What's new? Are we going to do what?"
"Forget it."
"Wait. Don't hang up on me now, we're getting somewhere."
"Ugh, you're impossible."
"And you love it."
"I don't."
"And yet you try impressing me at every move."
"I have a boyfriend."
"Come on, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing."
"And my name's not Shelly."
"You can't resist my charm."
"Seriously."
"Seriously to what, the boyfriend, the Shelly, or the charm? Because I'm voting on the-"
"All."
"..."
"-I- mean except the charm. I-"
"..."
"Anyway, I just called to-"
"-Hello?"
"..."
"Smooth, M'Lady, real smooth."
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AcakCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
