Jason/Katie/Random Yet Nosy Man On The Bus
"Hello?"
"California Hot Stuff."
"Oh. Katie. You called back."
"Is this your girlfriend? Mom? Oooh, I can tell this is going to get good."
"Who is that?!"
"What? No one."
"I'm not no one. I have a life. My wife doesn't agree, but..."
"What the heck."
"I don't even know."
"Tell her, Son!"
"He sounds creepy. Wait, can he hear me? YOU SOUND CREEPY, CREEP."
"OW! Katie! I can hear you! My ear right now!"
"LOL. Yes, baby, I said that. L. O. L."
"What's she saying? Did she yell at you? It's your mom. Is it your mom?"
"What?"
"He can't hear me, could he? Who is that? Why does he think I'm your mom?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"..."
YOU ARE READING
Cute Voice
RandomCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
