"What?"
"Nothing, I just had to be the last one to talk. Why'd you hang up?"
"To spite you."
"I know that."
"Didn't you say we had to talk serious? What was that about?"
"Well, I wanted to tell you my name. Nobody's growing dull."
"..."
"I-"
"Really?"
"It's John Doe."
"REalY? Why does it sound familiar, though?!"
"I don't know. Maybe you dream about me. Virtua-"
"-I just looked you up. Nice, but no. Google tells me that John Doe is, and I quote, "a fictitious name used in legal proceedings for a male party whose true name is not known." You suck."
"Well, that's not fair. My true name is known."
"-But-"
"Just not to you."
"I knew something like that was coming. Now tell me the real thing you wanted to tell me, Mr. Doe."
"Smooth, M'Lady."
"..."
"..."
"I'm waiting."
"Wow, I really know how to draw things out, don't I?"
"Yeah, it's super annoying. Not something you should be proud of."
"I love every part of me."
"My mom says people with inflated egos are really just little, wounded kids on the inside."
"Ouch. Next topic. IwantedtoaskyouwhathappenedwithKatie."
"What?
"..."
"Hello?
YOU ARE READING
Cute Voice
RandomCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
