"You know what, you're right I thought about it and the whole Somebody idea was dumb. It sounded way cooler in my head."
"Are you calling me now?"
"Well, yeah. Duh. I just called you."
"Augh, gullible. What I mean is - 'why the heck are you calling me now'? Is that clearer my dear lady?"
"Ew why do you always call me your dear lady? It's wierd and unhot and old Victoria movie-ish."
"Ouch, dude. I don't even know what you want me to respond to that."
"You're question. I'm calling because I wanted to comfirm that I sounded stupid. I admit it. How about this. Call me Shelly."
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"And doesn't coincidentally happen to be your real name, right?"
"No! Of course not!"
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"Whatever you say, my dear lady."
"How do you even know I'm a lady? I could be a guy with a squeaky voice."
"Wait, let me get that for a second. You just called yourself squeaky."
"No I didn't! I called your ear squeaky!"
"...Wow, that was very sharp. And that was very sarcastic. Just to let you know.
"Hey! Oh yeah, Mr. Nobody? Well, I'm not dumb."
"Is that so, Shelly-Who's-Name-May-Or-Not-Be-Shelly?"
"Yeah? Well you want to know what I think? I think that hope and right and wrong are all sparkly, dangerous things they told us to believe in when we were younger, because the truth, that neither of those things exist, is too hard to explain, and too heavy of a weight for a little kid to bear. The real truth left in absence of those falsehoods, however, is that actions have consequences, and consequences become actions. But the people, circumstances, even the sad ones are born not of the actions but of the consequences. So hoping isn't going to change anything. Now, what was it? Should I meet you at the next port?"
"Were you trying to impress me? You were definitely trying to impress me."
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"Wow, I'm sensing some serious virtual blushing over here."
"Come on."
"Haha. Sorry not sorry."
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RandomCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
