"Floral-yesterday, I didn't mean-"
"DON'T TALK TO ME CREEPY STALKER OR I'LL BLOCK YOUR NUMBER."
"..."
"Wait-hold on. Nobody! I'm yelling at Nobody!"
"Yeah...you are! Virtual-"
"I told you that's wierd! Nobody says that over the phone!"
"I was going to say high-five but whatever. And just for the record, you never told me that."
"Virtual high-five decline. Oh, yeah, I was in the middle of yelling at you! DO NOT TALK TO ME CREEPY STALKER GUY-"
"Flora! Do I sound like a creepy stalker guy?"
"Don't call me that. And no, you don't. You sound like a two -year-old, honestly. Are you even older than thirteen?"
"Ouch. Plus, what do you want me to call you if not for Flora? It's not like you told me your name or anything."
"Yeah, there we go, that's exactly my point. I give you my name and it goes from virtual-high-fives to creepy, sketchy, non virtual stuff."
"Come on, we just went through this. Do I sound creepy? No. I sound like a two year old. Apparently. Still wounded, by the way."
"Virtual eyebrow raise."
"..."
"I can't believe I just-you know what, forget it. All I have to say to you is that I really hope your not a creepy stalker guy which is very. Likely. because yesterday, you were just creepy."
"I told you I'm not going to be sarcastic with you anymore! I'm sorry okay?"
"Well you can be sarcastic with me all you want because there is no 'anymore' anymore."
"..."
"That sounded way better in my head."
"..."
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RandomCOMPLETED~~~"And that, Katie, is why we can never be true friends. Because one day, I'm going to go out of style and that will be the day I become just another discarded fashion. No, that sounded stupid. Wait." "Yeah, it did. Floral underwear?" "...
