"Alex!" Laf called, running to his friend who was hunched over his laptop, typing something. "Mon ami, you must help me open this jar." He held out a glass jar of peanut butter.
"Why do you even ask me? I know you can do it yourself."
Laf laughed. "Honestly, I only ask for your help because it's so cute when you try."
Alex shut his eyes and sighed, visible anger brewing on his face. "I swear..."
"Aw," he cooed. "Y'know, you're so adorable when you're mad."
Alex had now stood up and was on a stool. "I can literally take this jar and kill you, asshole."
"Hm?" Laf raised an eyebrow. "How so?"
"Break the jar over your fucking head and rip up your body with the glass shards."
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