Tinfoilchef Stories

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his...

Just a bunch of stories about Hermitcraft season 6, mostly Grian

These are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other...

Just stories, headcanons, fanart, and more about Hermitcraft! *This book will contain shipping, but only of their Minecraft personas*

Basically any ships except for Grumbo (obviously, since you can read that on my other book if you'd like)

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)

these are old, i see your comments, i'm sorry lmao this is all based in season 7 i'm probably not gonna keep making any of these so :D enjoy what's there tho Damnit I g...

Most of these quotes were submitted by friends and shit lmao. Beware of some swearing I guess. A few of the quotes are a bit romantic (?) or some shit, so any chapter wi...

Hermitcraft 7 nonesense

These are the oneshots, twoshots and unfinished arcs set in the main timeline of my stories. If you're looking for the older larger arcs, they're in a separate book now.

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other h...

I wanted to do some HC fanfiction writing so uh, here this is! Requests are closed. I've currently fallen out of the fandom but may come back to this some day. Shipping...

haven't used wattpad to post mcyter fanfic in years lets go lads this is gonna be a place for me to dump hermitcraft things i've written! there might be some ship stuff...

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing...

Stories and story ideas. Like my ideas? Feel free to use them, but credit me and tag me in them so I can see!

A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes

Mumbo threw his third egg at the target block above Grian's door. The white shell exploded into a chicken as he finally hit the bullseye. Noteblocks chimed, out of time...

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collect...

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do e...