Tinfoilchef Stories

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing...

~~~~~~~ Xisuma was an admin appointed by the Watchers. He is stuck under their control, and he hates every second of it. He's forced to let the watchers look through his...

It's exactly as the title suggests, I also do not own the cover art.

Just a bunch of stories about Hermitcraft season 6, mostly Grian

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)

Hermitcraft 7 nonesense

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

These are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other...

these are old, i see your comments, i'm sorry lmao this is all based in season 7 i'm probably not gonna keep making any of these so :D enjoy what's there tho Damnit I g...

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do e...

DISCLAIMER: I respect that the hermits are real life people, this is not me trying to push what I think 'should happen.' 'Tis just for entertainment, don't take it too s...

Stories and story ideas. Like my ideas? Feel free to use them, but credit me and tag me in them so I can see!

Basically any ships except for Grumbo (obviously, since you can read that on my other book if you'd like)

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collect...

I wanted to do some HC fanfiction writing so uh, here this is! Requests are closed. I've currently fallen out of the fandom but may come back to this some day. Shipping...

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!: This fic is rated as PG-14+, so read at your own risk! There's swearsies, suggestive references, and LOTS of blood of gore! Be aware! Also! T...

In which I make AUs, Oneshots, and all of that fun time stuff. I'll do requests, though I probably won't do all of them. This is mostly just a place where I can take a b...

Ghostlight (or: A bunch of Short Stories about Hermitcraft) A Hermitcraft AU that will be updated on occasion, more of a background project. This is my take on an "...

The virus, Purple Spreading Virus, PSV-7 Symptoms: •Contorted vocals •Slow reaction to everything •Becomes aggressive without a reason •Slowly makes eyes glow purple aft...