Patton : ):
Logan : what ?
Patton: I just feel upset and sad when I'm not wearing my blanket , and I can't cook with a heavy blanket on my shoulders . But it makes me feel better to have it on . So I don't really know what to do ...
Logan , immediately in my closet, from an old Watson cosplay : will that help ?
Patton , trying it on for the first time :...it's perfect .
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Logan : I'm not that drunk .
Virgil : you tried to color my face with highlighter because you said I'm important.
Logan , tearing up : you are .
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Virgil : Fuck you !
Roman : I've been waiting !
Virgil : Fuck me .
Roman : Gladly !
Virgil: fuck life .
Roman : you are my life .
Virgil: * angry emo nosies *
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" I'll just wait here for you here since I'm sure you won't be too long ! " Roman stated as he parked the car . Virgil nodded and went to unbuckle his seat belt . While he did that , Roman's eyes wandered to the store and something inside him stirred at the number of guys inside .
Roman : wait !
Virgil , turned to his boyfriend, his eye brows knitting in confusion : what's wrong ?
Roman , pouted : there's a lot of guys in there .
Virgil : so ?
Roman : what if they think you're cute ?
Virgil: Ro , I'm only cute for you .
Roman : what if they think you have a great ass ?
Virgil : this ass is only for you .
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Remus : someone told me to carpe diem , bit I'd rather carpe asinum !
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Remus: * has an Ellen Degeneres shrine *
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Roman : * comes into the living room with whipped cream on the side of his face *
Everyone: * starts laughing *
Roman : it's not funny ! I was sleeping peacefully. Very clever , Virgil .
Virgil: I-I didn't do it !
Roman : oh, well Remus . I don't appreciate-
Remus : don't look at me !
Roman : okay then Patton .
Patton : No!
Roman : well who then ? Our rooms should be off limits !
Everyone: * starts laughing again *
Roman : no, don't laugh ! Because I know it was one of you !
* mean while Logan sits in the corner , hiding behind a book , trying his hardest not to laugh because he knows exactly who is was . It was him *
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Logan: a stripper pole ? You don't have smoke alarms or a working washing machine , but you have this ?
Remus : some is its own alarm !
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Patton : Logan , honey , what's wrong?
Logan , extremely sleep deprived, tears streaming down his face: I-I *hic* I poured a plate of * hic * m-milk instead of a *hic * c-cup!
Virgil : is he okay ?
Roman : none of us are , welcome to the struggle bus .
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Remy : if you a Starbucks drink , you'd be my usual .
Thomas : if you'd let me sleep , I might believe you .
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
