Logan : deceit, my life stinks . Patton is refusing to talk to anyone not in a onesie , my favorite crofter's flavor got discontinued, and Roman and Virgil keep fighting over Disney movies like idiots !
Deceit: everyone I live with is an idiot . Especially Remus .
Logan : deceit?
Deceit: hmm?
Logan : can I be honest ? It's not the same without you . Thomas keeps ignoring me , my favorite crofter's -
Deceit: yes , you already mentioned the crofters .
Logan : yes because it's important!
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Deceit: Logan , don't panic, we only left the others home alone of an hour. How much damage could they do?
Logan :....
Deceit: yeah we gotta move .
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Virgil, jokingly with deceit during a prank war : what , gonna be a baby about it ?
Deceit, smirking : I can be if I want! * turns himself into a baby version of himself through sheer force of will *
Virgil : wait, no , you're too cute .
Baby deceit: * giggles and reaches his grabby hands for Remus , eyes big and wide and adorable *
Remus : I am but a weak fool. My best friend is finally letting me hold him and I can't pass this up. * snuggles baby deceit close *
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Logan : go to bed.
Logan : it's 3:19 am
Virgil : ONLY 3:19 am
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Deceit, who is now a master at distracting the trash man : I've found the Remus gets distracted by loud noises , the color red , smooth jazz , shiny things , food smells , music boxes , barking dogs , and anyone saying 'look over there!'
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Deceit: being good is for suckers . What do you even get out of it?
Patton: a feeling if fulfillment in your soul?
Deceit:gross .
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Remy, Roman , Remus , and Patton: * dancing around deceit*
Deceit: all I did was come home from college and this is what I deal with .
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Deceit: Remus doesn't really have a life plan. Earlier , I found a sticky note on his desk that said " put on pants ". It was followed by a question mark.
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Patton: jail's no fun . I'll tell you that much .
Remus : oh, you've been too?
Patton : once , in Monopoly.
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Virgil: * puts a sleepy Patton to bed after movie night *
Patton, barely awake : hey virge , come closer . I need to tell you smithing .
Patton: * pulls Virgil down , traps him in a hug , and promptly falls asleep *
Virgil : * smiling and blushing * I guess I'm sleeping here then .
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
Fiksi PenggemarNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
