Sander sides incorrect quotes !

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Virgil : aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice ?
Roman : well, aren't you rudeness , and sarcasm and everything... oh ...
Virgil : no , go on . Find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense , and I'll leave right now .
Logan :* walking by with a cup of coffee * well , aren't you rudeness, sarcasm, and lacking enthusiasm?
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Patton: tomorrow is trash day . Just a reminder.
Virgil : * immediately stands up and walks outside to sit on the curb *
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Virgil: you're a lying, cheating piece of shit ! You're not the man I started this relationship with!
Roman : then we'll get a divorce, and I'm taking our friends!
Patton : * cowering behind Logan * why did you think it was a good idea to play monopoly?
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Deceit: please stop saying " yeet"; it's not funny anymore .
Roman : I'll stop saying " yeet "; when my soul leaves my body.
Deceit: ...
Virgil:...
Virgil: so , when this bitch EMPTY -
Deceit: UGH !
Roman & Virgil: YEET !!
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Virgil : so, let me get this Straight.
Roman: more like me run this Bi you .
Patton: lets just see how's this Pans workout.
Logan: we should Ace-ess this situation.
Thomas: I'm Gay .
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Logan: Take a look at this map of the world .
Logan: * takes map out of his pocket *
Thomas: you just ... keep one of those on you ?
Logan : of course, in case I need to prove my point in an argument.
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Anxiety: * sneezes *
Princey : ...
Anxiety : your not even going to say " bless you "?
Princey: I'm sitting here next to you , you've clearly been blessed.
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Patton: ya know kiddo , when I was a young boy-
Virgil : my father took me to the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned he said will you defeat the your Demons and all the non believers the plans that they have made because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade-
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Roman : your eyes shine like the brightest stars in space , your lips put the softest pink flower petals to shame , angels weep at your beauty, Aphrodite could only wish to mirror your pure exquisiteness my darling, love .
Logan, malfunctioning: yah you're pretty hot too.
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Logan : Alright , well go have fun or what you kids call it nowadays ' get turnt '
Virgil : oh my god No !
Logan : the party's gonna be ' lit , fam'!
Virgil: pls , stop !
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Virgil : Fuck you ,
Roman : I'm down .
Virgil: No , we're in an argument!
Roman: but wouldn't sec be so much better ?
Virgil: I mean probably.
Roman Then fuck you too!
Virgil: I'll be right there !
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Patton : * walks in on Logan doing work * hey kiddo , why don't cats play poker in the jungle ?
Logan : Patton that sentence is preposterous. Feline's can not comprehend what is going on and therefore cannot play cards .
Patton: because there's too many cheetah's ! * laughs *
Logan : * groans * get out . Get out right now .
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Patton : * goes to Logan * meow !
Logan: Do you have a cat?!
Patton: * pulls out phone * No ! That's just my ringtone. The actual kitty's is in my room !
Logan : * chases Patton around the living room * Patton!!!
Patton: * laughs * I NEED LOVE!!!
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Logan : what does ' take out ' mean ?
Patton : Food .
Roman : Dating .
Virgil:Murder .
Remus : it can be all 3 if you're bold .
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Deceit , raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Remus down at the other end of the grocery store aisle: do you want any chips ?
Remus , screaming : I'm always a slut for Doritos !!!!
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Patton : you need to react when people cry !
Logan : I did . I rolled my eyes.