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Virgil : someone left an ice cube on the floor , it melted , and now my sock is wet .
Virgil , pulling up his sleeves : who the fuck wants to DIE ?!
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Remus : I love you
Deceit : is that you or the vodka talking ?
Remus : it's me talking to the vodka .
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Remy : Emile , you can do me !
Remy: ...
Remy : ... it .
Remy : IT !
Remy : you can do it !
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Patton : *. Clicks on 2nd page of google results * the dark web -
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Virgil : I'm gay and not okay !
Roman : so am I , but you don't see me complaining.
Patton & Logan : * looks at each other in concern *
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Thomas : what is that ? * points to Remus creepily rising up behind Roman *
Roman, as he hands Remus a cupcake , Remus immediately swallowing whole : that's just my inner demon . It's fine , just offer him food and we'll be fine .
Virgil : * already using a reaching tool to offer Remus a carrot *
Patton : I'm scared
Logan , throwing apples at Remus : offer him food ! Offer him food !
Patton : * yeets foiled chocolates at Remus and hides behind Thomas *
Remus : * growling as he hinds behind Roman with his chocolate and carrot *
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Roman : you look beautiful with your glasses off
Logan : you look blurry with my glasses
Off .
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Virgil : I tend to be bad at math . I can't even get 90 Degrees right .
Patton : I'm so proud of that joke but I'm also greatly concerned .
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Remy : aw , I wouldn't lie to you about that . I totally did that thing .
Virgil : ... so you did summon Edgar Alan Poe - long dead horror author - to do cocaine ?
Remy:  I'm not lying . I may be a bitch but I'm no liar .
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Remus : * walking around backwards on his hands and feet with all his tentacles out with a smile face paper bag on his head and tiny morning stars in each tentacles *
Patton : WHAT IS THAT ?!
Deceit : not again . Fuck this .
Logan : WHO SUMMONED A DEMON!?
Virgil , hopping into Logan's arms and clinging onto him : KILL IT WITH WITH FIRE!!
Roman : Remus , what are you doing ?
Remus : * screeches like a banshee and runs towards Roman *
Thomas: I AM SO CONFUSED!!

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