Remus : unfriendly reminder that the earth is a molten core surrounded by layers of solid material , so it is technically a ravioli .
Logan : I am literally begging you to stop
Deceit: no wait , let him finish .
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Virgil , sitting up in bed : you know you'd look great bent over my bed grasping at the sheets . * winks *
Logan : I'm not making your bed .
Virgil : dammit , I thought that one would work .
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Roman : I have a strict code fo conduct prohibiting myself from getting involved romantically or sexually with dark sides .
Deceit: * exists *
Roman : scratch that new plan ; I marry you .
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Roman : I'm cute , right ?
Virgil: the cutest .
Roman : * gay squeaking *
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Virgil : hey , disease?
Deceit: it's deceit.
Virgil: oh , right . Hey grilled cheese?
Deceit: that's not even close !
Virgil : oh ! Yeah , right , right , sorry . Hey , BITCH!
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Patton , in a coughing fit : I'm alive !! I'm okay kiddo .
Virgil , deadass : alive and suffering . What a wild time .
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Virgil :don't kill yourself
Roman : I might !
Virgil : don't kill yourself
Roman : I might .
Virgil : that'll ruin the trip , dude .
Patton , Logan , Remus , Deceit : ......
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Logan , have recently joined the dark sides : youre home is beautiful.
Deceit: thank you .
Logan : so what do you guys do for fun ?
Deceit: * remembering that time Remus built a ramp on the roof and attached an engine to a shopping cart he stole *
Deceit: * remembering that time he tried to steal a military tank *
Deceit: * remembering the great Venus flytrap incident in 2019 *
Deceit: ...well we're both very much into gardening.
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Deceit: when I die , don't put flowers on my grave . Put a cactus so everyone knows how prickly I was while I was alive .
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Virgil : * falls asleep during a discussion *
Thomas : I think I just got 40% gayer .
Logan : that's 140% gayness .
Thomas , staring at Virgil curling up and staring to snore : you're right . I'm 200% gay today .
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YOU ARE READING
Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanficNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
