Janus : do you guys know a good book for making me cry ?
Roman : Logan's encyclopedia that he created and updates himself .
Janus : No? It's very useful .
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Virgil : oh yes the sides .
Virgil : we have me , Roman , Patton , Logan , Remus , orange, and
Virgil : * looks at smudged writing on hand *
Virgil : ... Jonas....
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Janus , angrily jumping onto the table : YOU TRIED TO EAT IT !
Remus, also jumping onto the table : IT SMELLED GOOD WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?
Logan , casually walking into the room with a cup of coffee : Pardon my intrusion , but what did Remus try to eat ?
Janus : MY SCALE LOTION!
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Virgil : if there are trees , you're not alone .
Thomas : was that supposed to be encouragement or anominous warning ?
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Patton , explaining why Roman should drink water : water can all problems ! Wanna lose weight ? Drink water . Clear skin ? Drink water .
Virgil , from across the room : tried of someone ? Drown them.
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Roman : are you crying ?
Virgil : I'm having an allergic reaction.
Roman : to what ?
Virgil : Life .
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Logan : you know , the type of music you listen to can reflect on your personality.
Virgil , scrolling through his playlists : so I'm a depressed emo bitch is what you're saying ?
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Virgil : HOLD THE FUCK UP !
Virgil : it's me . I'm the fuck up . Please hold me .
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Logan : If you sleep with more than two pillows , you're a psychopath.
Janus : a comfortable psychopath .
Virgil : bold of you to assume I sleep with any pillows and not just on top of the fridge .
Patton : * concerned dad noises *
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Logan : I guess someone said like , " something something, police "
Logan : and in a brilliant moment of association I yelled
Logan : FUCK THE POLICE
Logan : and everyone joined in .
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
