Logan : you can't eat your pain away .
Patton , stuffing his face with food : I can try .
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Logan : * making error noises *
Patton : what did You do ?!
Janus : all I did was tell him my feelings and kiss him !
Patton : oh god , you broke him .
Roman , in the background : goddamnit , the nerd is broken again !?
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Logan : I love you .
Janus : I feel bad that you've lowered your expectations actions enough to be able to do that
Logan : actually , my standards are incredibly high because I need someone who will understand me when I start speaking high level science and various other subjects.
Janus : oh god, I finally meet someone's standards. I can't even meet the height requirements for roller coasters so this is new .
Logan : you are the light to my life , you absolute idiot .
Janus : Love too , Lolo .
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Remus : it's not illegal to eat lasagna in the shower !
Virgil : what the fuck ?!
Remus : it's not against the law so you can't arrest me !
Logan : no but we can , and will , Judge you .
Remus : ... that's fair .
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[ the sides figuring out what they want for dinner ]
Logan : is hag do you all want ?
Roman : McDonalds !
Patton , quietly : happiness and a sense of purpose.
Virgil :...
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Logan : I'd like a man who's sensitive but strong , stable and calm , and a real rock in my life .
Remus : * explosions in the background *
Logan :...
Logan : I want that one .
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Remus : think about it .
Logan : I'd rather not .
Remus : but , it's so cool! And it's a good idea!
Logan : I highly doubt running down stairs is a good idea .
Remus: you're no fun !
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Roman , dramatically : oh , save me , brave knight !
Virgil : the most I'll save you from is falling out of my bed later .
Remus : can I not know when my brother is going to get dicked down ? Or even that he's getting dicked at all ?
Virgil : we could say the same about you and Janus eating face on the couch constantly during movie night .
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Logan : * is actively doing a harmless but enjoyable thing *
Virgil : do you think that you're maybe you're being Annoying to others by doing what you're doing ?
Logan : heh yup . But if I were , someone would haven taken me out along time ago .
Logan : * continues to do the thing *
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Virgil , chilling on the fridge : ...
Janus , rising up : ah , a spider
Janus , pulling out a broom: ...
Virgil , waving his arms frantically: Janus NO -
Janus , hitting Virgil repeatedly : don't worry I got it .
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
