Remus : * filming deceit in his snake form *
Deceit: * tries to bite the camera *
Remus : why?
Deceit: * tries to bite the camera some more *
Remus : why are you so grumpy ?
Deceit: * bites the camera again before slithering away but Remus follow him and he tries again to bite the camera *
Remus : you're a wacky noodle .
Deceit: * bites at the camera even more before slithering off *
Remus : have a good day.
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Remus : subs are so fun to play with . All you have to do is hint at what you might do , or back them into a corner with a look , or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess .
Patton : what kind of subway are you going to ?
Logan : substitute teachers deal with so much shit .
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Logan and Virgil : * does something cute *
Remus : Logan and Virgil sitting in a tree , k-I-S-S-I-N-G !
Patton : first comes love !
Roman : then comes marriage!
Deceit: then comes CRUSHING FINANCIAL DEBT in a baby carriage!
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Patton : cookies !
All the other sides , who are regressed : cookies ! Cookies ! Cookies !
Thomas : it's like a cult .
Patton : there are a cult when it come to cookies .
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Logan : wash your hands for 20 seconds . Watch a video or sing a song .
Logan : cover your mouth when you cough and sneeze , preferably on your elbow instead of hand .
Logan : wear a mask out in public , highly recommend if you go to do grocery shopping. In general I'm an area with many people .
Logan : or better yet , STAY HOME!
Logan : FLATTEN THE CURVE !
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Remus : I wanna get a brain scan .
Deceit: but what if it comes back negative?
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Remus , bursting into deceit's room : Ethan . What do you call a girl that's thirsty for water ?
Deceit: I don't know
Remus : an H2 hoe .
Deceit & Remus : * breaks out into laughter *
Virgil : Remus , I'm on a zoom call .
Remus , laughing : oops .
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Virgil : do you ever feel like smashing your skull through a window ?
Patton : ...
Patton : are you okay , kiddo ?
Virgil : peachy .
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Virgil , to himself in the mirror : dude , it is gonna be so easy! All I have to do is smile and talk to people .
[ one second later ]
Virgil : oh , fuck , I forgot- I can't smile and I hate people !
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Logan : this is no time for your shenanigans.
Roman : it was actually just one shenanigan . Really more of a hijink .
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
