Sander sides incorrect quotes !

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Logan , on the phone : what's up Dee ? You usually don't call so late .
Deceit: I opened the window , because my air conditioning isn't working ....
Logan : you want me to call someone? I'm on my way home from work , I'll be there in a little bit if you're good to wait till then .
Deceit: Logan ... I opened up my window , and ... and something got in the house when I went downstairs....
Deceit: Logan ... u can hear breathing under my bed .
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Remus: hey , let's go get help .
Roman : what
Remus : Get help
Roman : NO
Remus : c'mon , you love it .
Roman : I hate it .
Remus : it's great , it works every time .
Roman : it's humiliating
Remus : well do you have a better plan ?
Roman : NO
Remus : we're doing it
Roman: we are not going get help .
[ two minutes later]
Remus , caring a limp Roman through the door : get help ! Please ! My brother's dying !
Remus : * yeets Roman across the room *
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Deceit: based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.
Logan : what evidence?
Deceit: I haven't died yet .
Logan : that's not how it works ....
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Roman : * shows Remus his teddy bear *
Remus : yes, Leila is very cute,Roman . Just like you .
Roman : * shoves the bear in Remus' face to get his attention *
Remus : yes , cute . And here comes the tickle monster for the cute baby! * starts tickling Roman , making him squeal and giggle *
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Patton after an adventure: maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way !
Deceit: No. I want my fucking gold .
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Roman : good news , we saved our best idea for last !
Logan : if it's our best idea , why did you leave it until last ?
Roman : because I didn't know it was over best idea until our others ideas turned out to be terrible .
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Roman : * having a lupus flare *
Remus : I will kill the world for you .
Roman : if it means the light is gone , then I'll accept full responsibility for your chaos . Now get me my meds and a cuddle buddy .
Remus : done and done * yeets himself into the bed with Roman and snuggles his brother close *
Roman , after he takes his medicine and is about to sleep it off : you're so comfy . Don't leave me ?
Remus: Never.
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Roman : stop! Do you want me to never talk to you again ?!
Virgil: ....
Roman : ...what?
Virgil: hold on , I'm considering .
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Virgil : I don't sleep .
Virgil: whenever and wherever I collapse is completely up to god .
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Virgil : Logan asked me if I slept well last night and I didn't know whether to say good or okay and I panicked.
Patton: what did you say ?
Virgil: Gay.
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