Sander sides incorrect quotes !

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Deceit: * is upset *
Remus : hey you know , is spiders had a complex social structure like us and viewed humans as god's and each one of us has a religion that groups of spiders group into you know what that would mean? That would mean that there is a group of spiders who are rooting for you .
Deceit: thank? You?
Remus: *beams * no problem!
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Remus : hey , see .
Deceit: what do you want .?
Remus: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on ?
Deceit: ...
Deceit: where's VIRGIL?!?!?
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Patton : hey , deceit !
Deceit: screw off
Patton : :(
Virgil : * does a distant velociraptor snarl *
Logan: * Glares at Deceit *
Roman :* slowly pulls out his sword *
Deceit: I meant ... hello pat .
Patton : :D
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Patton: we're heeeerrreee!! Make sure to grab the bags out of the car !
Roman: on it !! * Roman grabs the bags , then carrying them to the house *
Patton: * grabbing some bags * oh ! Logan, I almost forgot! Make sure to grab and shake the carpet out please!!
Logan: got it .* picks up and shakes a dog *
Patton: ...
Logan: ...
Patton: Logan that's a dog !!!
Logan: you said to shake the car-pet !!
Everyone: * screaming *
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Roman : I have the right to remain silent!
Logan: what you have , Roman, is the right to remain silent.
Logan: what you lack ,is the capacity. Roman:   :O
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Logan : * quietly at Patton * I'm going to kill you .
Patton: w-what ?
Logan: is that not what people say when they care about someone?
Patton: No! Who showed you that ?
Logan: well , I -
Virgil, running in : where's Roman?! I'm going to kill him !
Patton: ...
Patton: never mind .
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Patton : * trying to sound hip * wow! This song is straight fire !
Logan: what do you mean ? It isn't on fire .
Virgil: ...
Logan : * faceplams * oh , no is that another slang word ?
Virgil: * nods * yep .
Logan: what is wrong with this generation?! * gets out flash cards *
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Virgil: hit or miss
Virgil : depression is a bitch, huh ?
Virgil : you got anxiety,
Virgil: I bet it never leaves ya !
Thomas : really , at 3am ?
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Logan : * listening to Roman rant *
Logan: you know, I cannot put into words to show I how I feel about you .
Roman: * surprised * why thank you -
Logan: fortunately I can say it with numbers .
Roman : * confused *
Logan: 3out of 10 , would not recommend.
Roman: * offended princey noises *
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Virgil: hey , pat do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you ?
Patton : oh , sure !
Virgil: * lays down cards * alright , this one tells me you're a precocious angel , this one says your smile is heavenly, and -
Patton : kiddo , these aren't even tarot cards , they're just pictures of me ...
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Remus : did you know the moon landing was fake ?
Virgil: * chuckles * you believe in the moon ?
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Roman: I'm off to do something stupid.
Remus: hold the fuck up ! Not without me .
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[ there's both drunk ]
Virgil : there's nothing sexier than a vampire .
Roman : vampire Logan!
Virgil: * gasp * vampire Logan.
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Nobody : ...
not a single person :...
neither living and breathing nor still matter : ...
Patton , alone in the kitchen :* stirring his food * it's okay , I know . The economy is bad . Politics are a mess . Life is really hard , my dear soup ... * keeps stirring * but it'll be okay .
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Remus : okay so I may have stabbed someone .
Deceit: may have ?
Remus : well I don't know if it counts .
Deceit: you don't know if it counts as stabbing someone?
Remus : no , stabbing definitely happened. I'm just not sure if it counts as someone .
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Roman : why are you ... chewing off the corners of the table?
Remus : well, Dee is blind , I don't want him to accidentally get hurt .
Roman : ... you do know that sandpaper exists , right ?