Roman : Remus when I invited you to the masquerade you know this is not what I meant .
Remus, pushing his plague doctor mask up : you know what I actually know ? I know you're really starting to cramp my style .
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Remus: I'm a very confident driver .
Deceit: you almost ran over Roman !
Remus : and I did it with confidence!
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Roman : being attractive is such a struggle . How am I supposed to do things with so many fan girls constantly surrounding me ?
Virgil : just open your mouth. Your personality will drive them away .
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Deceit: why are you yelling at me ??
Roman : YOU SAID YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO IM MAKING IT BIG !!
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Virgil : go to hell!!
Deceit: why ? Are you lonely down there ?
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Roman ; holding out a rose : what's on your mind today my dear ?
Patton: Depression.
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Roman : for the last time , me and Logan aren't dating ! I don't even like him !! He's super boring , can't understand my jokes, and doesn't appreciate my nicknames ! Why on earth would I date him ?!
Remus , smelling his bullshit a mile away : oh .
Roman , narrowing his eyes suspiciously: what ?
Remus , smirking : so you're saying that he's single then ?
Roman : wait I-
Remus: maybe I should try dating him then sometime ~
Roman , clearly jealous as he snaps the pencil he was writing with without even thinking about it : just try it , and see what happens.
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Someone : * insults Virgil , Remus , and deceit in front of Logan *
Logan : * holding his boyfriends * I have 3 edgy boyfriends and will fight for all of them because they're all weak little shits . Come at me , bitch .
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Logan ,shuffling nervously: here you go ...
Deceit: ...
Deceit: this is a rock ?
Logan , clutching the rock even more : it's ... it's a worry stone . You rub the middle when you're having bad thoughts or negative impulses.
Deceit: * stares openly down at the stone Logan gave him *
Logan : it's okay if you don't use it though ...
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Roman : hey can you give me the password to Virgil's computer? I wanna check something.
Logan : fuck you , Roman .
Roman: no need to be rude !
Logan : no , you misunderstood. His password is fuck you Roman .
Roman : no numbers ? That's not very safe .
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanficNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
