Virgil : * snuggles up and refusing to get out of bed in the morning *
Logan : Virgil , you have to get up eventually.
Virgil : no I don't , I can become part of my bed forever .
Logan : but I made you coffee
Virgil : this will suffice to get from the bed , yes .
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Janus : every time you yell your kids , put a coin in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat -
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Logan : I wouldn't date Remy if someone paid me .
Roman : remy wouldn't want to date you anyway what with your face looking like that .
Logan , banging his head against a wall : We. Are. Identical .
Roman : ...
Roman : Nah.
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Logan : you guys are idiots , did you know that ?
Roman : I'm our defense, we did know that .
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Logan : hello , my name is Logan and this is my emotional support friend , Virgil .
Roman : I swallowed a straw-
Logan : he reminds me that I'm sane .
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Virgil : oh please , Janus . You loathe - slash - love Logan . And he loathe - slash -loves you back , which is pretty much one step away from matrimony.
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Patton: are you two ...frying marbles ?
Janus : we're testing to see if the smoke detectors work .
Remus :it doesn't .
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Virgil : so apparently " the vibes are off " isn't a valid excuse to leave early .
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Janus : one day you will get dressed without knowing they will be the clothes you die in .
Janus : and that is why I dress in formal attire everyday .
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Janus , handing Remus a firework : here ya go , sweetie . Set something on fire for me okay ?
Remus , setting off the firework : I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
