Logan : Patton , I would cross oceans and move mountains for you . I would fly into the darkness if I knew it would make you happy .
Patton: can I have some crofters ?
Logan : I'm sorry but theses are , unfortunately , my crofters .
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[ everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker ]
Deceit: so who broke it? I'm not mad , I just wanna know .
Patton : .... I did . I broke it .
Deceit: no, no you didn't . Remus ?
Remus : don't look at me . Look at Logan .
Logan : what ?! I didn't break it .
Remus : huh, that's weird how'd you even know it was broken .
Logan : because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken .
Remus : suspicious .
Logan : no, it's not !
Virgil : if it matters , probably not , but Roman was the last one to use it .
Roman : liar ! I don't drink that crap !
Virgil: oh really ?! Then why were you doing by the coffee cart earlier ?
Roman : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles . Everyone knows that , Virgil !
Patton : okay lets not fight . I broke it . Let me play for it deceit .
Deceit: no! Who broke it!?
Logan : deceit.... Thomas has been awfully quiet .
Thomas : really ?!
[ everyone starts arguing ]
Deceit: * aside * I broke it . It burned my hand so I punched it . I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head in a stick . Good . It was getting a little chummy around here .
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Patton: literally name one thing that's better than a dog .
Roman : two dogs .
Patton: shit u right .
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Remus : hairspray : X-Men : first class , the shape of the water all takes place in 1960s .
Roman :...okay .
Remus : and they're all in roughly the same location of the world for the stories .
Roman : why are you telling me thi-
Remus : ~ good morning , baaaaltimore ! There's a fisherman who loves next door ! There's magneto act like a fool -
Roman: oh my god , Remus -
Remus : - he tries to kill me on my way to school !
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Logan : what are you doing ?
Deceit & Remus : wasting our lives
Logan : I meant for lunch .
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Remus: deceit hides wine in the walls .
Deceit: that's a wine rack ! I'm not "hiding " it there !
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Logan: * to Remus * what you did was impulsive , capricious, and melodramatic .... but it was also wrong .
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Logan : this is my wardrobe. As you can observe, my clothes are sorted by colour : black, jet black , ink black , obsidian , onyx ,pitch black , charcoal black, ebony , and if ever I feel particularly daring , midnight blue .
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Roman : I'm like a mug .
Vigil : explain
Roman: * looking down at him , in his arms bridal style * I hold hot things . ___________________________
Virgil : I'm at a | || || |_ for words .
Logan ; visibly terrified : h-how did you say that out loud ?
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Sander sides incorrect quotes !
FanfictionNone of these are mine these are just some incorrect quotes I got off the internet like tumblr and google. Most of them are from tumblr but some are from google .
